Entertainment & Music - 27 September 2007

2007-09-27 02:56:03 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 02:56:00 · 7 answers · asked by Alexandriagal 6 in Polls & Surveys

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing
that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten foot fence.

He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-
foot fence was put up. Again he go out.

When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure
asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"

The kangaroo said, "Oh, about a thousand feet, I think... unless
somebody remembers to lock the gate at night!"
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2007-09-27 02:55:50 · 7 answers · asked by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 in Jokes & Riddles

"Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only woman he's sc****d is our maid."

"Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him."

"But, Doc. I've been sc*****g the maid too and I've got the same symptoms he has."

"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up." Replied the doctor.

"Well," the man admitted, "I think my wife now has it too."

"SOB!" the physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"

2007-09-27 02:55:25 · 15 answers · asked by Raj 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I have some Kit Kats and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups...pick one for yourself !What will it be ?

2007-09-27 02:55:10 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 02:54:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for me...coffee and cinnimon toast! Sambucca,freshly cut grass and puppies!

2007-09-27 02:52:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 02:52:51 · 8 answers · asked by Wolf guy lupine 5 in Polls & Surveys

If at all.

2007-09-27 02:52:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

(a) hungry
(b) bored
(c) sleepy
(d) thirsty
(e) other... please define :)

2007-09-27 02:49:50 · 16 answers · asked by leb_barbie 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 02:49:40 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you owned such a house, would you tell a potential renter that someone committed suicide in it?

2007-09-27 02:49:09 · 18 answers · asked by proofofignorance 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 02:49:08 · 12 answers · asked by beci 3 in Celebrities

If you found a wallet with 650$ in it and there was a ID in it and you were looking on the internet for the guy and you found out he was a rapist and a child molester,would you give it back to him or keep it?

2007-09-27 02:48:30 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a stick of dynamite? that cricket is still in my basement.

2007-09-27 02:47:37 · 19 answers · asked by frostbite 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 02:47:01 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

...they humiliated a group that you support or humilliated someone you believed?

Let's say the spokeperson of Walmart (or any other store) came out and said something like "all men smell like piss" or "all women smell like old dirty fish." Would you stop shopping at Walmart or would you be the person to say "oh well, they have good prices."

2007-09-27 02:46:10 · 18 answers · asked by Yondie 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 02:45:55 · 14 answers · asked by 🐭 cat™ 🐭 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 02:45:23 · 11 answers · asked by Raistlin 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 02:44:37 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 02:43:39 · 24 answers · asked by Queen of Beer 7 in Polls & Surveys

To me,it's the roar of a formula one engine!

2007-09-27 02:43:02 · 5 answers · asked by Schumi 5 in Polls & Surveys

mine is potatos

2007-09-27 02:42:57 · 9 answers · asked by There can be only one. 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 02:42:46 · 17 answers · asked by lifescircle 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-27 02:42:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

does it make them feel more of a man?

2007-09-27 02:40:17 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know that the moon affects the tides and other stuff and I know that it is where the word lunacy and lunatic come from but you personally are you affected by the moon? Do you feel differently on days like this when the moon is full? Star me!

2007-09-27 02:39:31 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Do you ladies have some suggestions on the best way?

2007-09-27 02:39:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Tssk! lol

2007-09-27 02:38:56 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How do you deal?

2007-09-27 02:38:08 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys