A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing
that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten foot fence.
He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-
foot fence was put up. Again he go out.
When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure
asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"
The kangaroo said, "Oh, about a thousand feet, I think... unless
somebody remembers to lock the gate at night!"
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2007-09-27 02:55:50 · 7 answers · asked by mobile auto repair (mr fix it) 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it made me smile ;-) xxx
2007-09-27 03:01:49 · answer #1 · answered by pamela 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
positive. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a sparkling housing progression and a woman replied the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm merchandising the latest innovation in vacuums, it is the final little gadget I even have seen in a protracted time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mix of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He suggested, "If this vacuum would not freshen up that mess, i will consume it!" She suggested, "might you like a fork?! we've not have been given the skill on yet!"
2016-10-05 10:50:54 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.LoL
2007-09-27 02:59:32 · answer #3 · answered by coppercash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it is pretty funny :)
2007-09-27 05:27:05 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love it
very funny
2007-09-27 03:06:26 · answer #5 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
priceless .
2007-09-27 03:02:12 · answer #6 · answered by robert c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
Thanks for the laugh!!!
2007-09-27 03:17:33 · answer #7 · answered by HUSKERC94 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋