"Doc, I think my son has gonorrhea," a patient told his urologist on the phone. "The only woman he's sc****d is our maid."
"Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a kid," the medic soothed. "Get him in here right away and I'll take care of him."
"But, Doc. I've been sc*****g the maid too and I've got the same symptoms he has."
"Then you come in with him and I'll fix you both up." Replied the doctor.
"Well," the man admitted, "I think my wife now has it too."
"SOB!" the physician roared. "That means we've all got it!"
2007-09-27 02:55:25 · 15 answers · asked by Raj 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
( to continue the chain ) ..................................................IF she finds out She will probably FIRE the MAID!!!,,,I really need that maid there...Who will take care of the house and my son???
2007-09-27 03:00:36 · answer #1 · answered by Eileen J 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, the president's son said to his friend:
I want to sc--- that prostitute and get aids.
Why?
Because I have it means our maid gets it. Maid has it means my father has it. Father gets it means my mother gets it. That means the head priest of the church gets it. I want to do that: he slapped me when I was small.
2007-09-27 10:04:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha very good maids a bit of a slapper.
2007-09-27 11:42:34 · answer #3 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What go round comes round. Should be a lesson to us all.
God joke.
2007-09-27 10:04:38 · answer #4 · answered by strawcats 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so does this mean that she has been sc***ding the maid or did he give it to her
just wondering???
2007-09-27 10:10:54 · answer #5 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh i think it really funny where did u get that? anyway i like it
2007-09-27 15:54:05 · answer #6 · answered by Dear to all 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!! that was funny star 4 u
2007-09-27 10:58:35 · answer #7 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats cute!
<3
2007-09-27 10:00:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
like that one
2007-09-27 09:58:55 · answer #9 · answered by lea n jase 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one
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2007-09-27 12:27:54 · answer #10 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋