Entertainment & Music - 27 September 2007

So, Sweetie and I are drivin' in the old Dodge, when the Eagles' "Take it Easy" starts on the radio, and, as is my habit, I sing along.

When it gets to the line, "I got seven women on my mind", Sweetie says, "Let me guess, the seven women on your mind are:

Little Debbie
Wendy
Betty Crocker
Aunt Jemima
Mrs. Fields
Mrs. Butterworth
and Martha White".

Have I been insulted?

2007-09-27 02:06:21 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How do you fall in love with a person that you never talked to?

2007-09-27 02:05:51 · 14 answers · asked by Christina's fan 3 in Celebrities

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Which one song would you choose?

Ever looked at pandora.com? It's a site that makes you a custom radio station by analyzing the features of a particular song or band that you seed it with.

If you could only choose one song to base your station on, which one do you thing best demonstrates the essence of what you love in music?

No cheating please - one song only . . .

2007-09-27 02:05:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Rock and Pop

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Don't you feel that this category is kinda empty right now?

2007-09-27 02:04:19 · 5 answers · asked by Christina's fan 3 in Celebrities

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Mens restroom.........?

Bob goes into the public rest room and sees this guy standing next to the urinal. The guy has no arms.

As Bob's standing there, taking care of business, he wonders to himself how the poor wretch is going to take a leak.

Bob finishes and starts to leave when the man asks Bob to help him out.

Being a kind soul, Bob says, "Ah, OK, sure, I'll help you."

The man asks, "Can you unzip my zipper?" Bob says, "OK."

Then the man says, "Can you pull it out for me?" Bob replies, "Uh, yeah, OK."

Bob pulls it out and it has all kinds of mold and red bumps, with hair clumps, rashes, moles, scabs, scars, and reeks something awful.

Then the guy asks Bob to point it for him, and Bob points for him. Bob then shakes it, puts it back in and zips it up.

The guy tells Bob, "Thanks, man, I really appreciate it."

Bob says, "No problem, but what the hell's wrong with your penis?"

The guy pulls his arms out of his shirt and says, "I don't know, but I ain't touching

2007-09-27 02:02:56 · 9 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Why do people hate Ashanti?

2007-09-27 02:02:41 · 7 answers · asked by Christina's fan 3 in Celebrities

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What happens at high noon today?

2007-09-27 02:02:25 · 13 answers · asked by 🐭 cat™ 🐭 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Does everyone come in our lives for a reason ? =)?

Do you think, its destiny! ...are we destined to meet them.

2007-09-27 02:02:23 · 15 answers · asked by Fia 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like dance in the rain wearing only your underwear?

2007-09-27 02:02:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Old man and a accident?

An old guy’s car collides with a young guy’s car and both are demolished. The two crawl out of the wreckage, amazed that neither of them was hurt in the accident.

The old guy says, "Look at this miracle! This must surely be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live our lives in peace for the rest of our days."

"Sure," says the young guy, convinced the old man’s crazy.

"And look at this!" says the old guy, reaching back into his car. "A miracle! My car is demolished, but this bottle of 12-year-old Scotch didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink and celebrate our good fortune."

Again the young guy agrees, so the old guy opens the bottle and passes it to him. The young guy smiles and takes several huge swigs, then tries to hand it to the old guy, who, to his surprise, refuses. "Aren’t you having any?" asks the young guy.

"No, thanks," replies the old guy. "I’ll wait for the police."

2007-09-27 02:01:46 · 16 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Survivor South Africa: Is it worth watching?

The quality of contestants, the quality of challenges and the way the host handles and asks questions during tribal councils.

2007-09-27 01:59:09 · 10 answers · asked by Dirk 1 in Reality Television

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Ever fall in the agua?

2007-09-27 01:53:54 · 6 answers · asked by SLICK G. 5 in Polls & Surveys

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celebrity wife swap?

pete burns becomes razor rudducks misses on monday. who/s gonna watch that one .

2007-09-27 01:52:03 · 22 answers · asked by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 in Reality Television

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Whos the new guy on neighbours?!?

Whos Peppers new bf adam, im sure i recognice him from an english soap?!?! Its really anoying me i cant remmeber who it is

2007-09-27 01:51:24 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Entertainment & Music - 27 September 2007

Tonight CSI and Ugly Betty.?

You do realize that the sound of farting IS NOT the official international mating call, don't you?

You are on the "gong show". What is your act?

what song is in the new j c penny tv ad?there's a water filled phonebooth that explodes in it.?

Ageless Wonder?

If the answer is Britney Spears...then what's the question?

feeling kinda down today ...need a pick me up...10 points for the best!!!?

If you could hold the record for anything in the Guinness record book?

Who is the most hated, Michael Vick or O. J. Simpson?

If you could be somewhere else, where would you be?