A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis

2007-09-25 20:19:18 · 6 answers · asked by paddlepop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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do you get offended when you get thumbs down on an answer?

2007-09-25 20:18:34 · 35 answers · asked by 123 5 in Polls & Surveys

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In the movie Gandhi, why does Gandhi ask the people to burn their British made clothes?

In the movie Gandhi, why does Gandhi ask the people to burn their British made clothes?

I don't get why... any help would be appreciated.

2007-09-25 20:15:34 · 10 answers · asked by rainbow fun 2 in Movies

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OK who was it? Who stole my last piece of bubble gum?

2007-09-25 20:13:53 · 8 answers · asked by Jadore` 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Fun question: How many LINKS to ANIME and MANGA related sites do you have in your favourites?

I have 38.

I know, crazy. LOL

2007-09-25 20:12:09 · 6 answers · asked by LayLooLaRose 3 in Comics & Animation

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Is throwing up at work a good way to make people think you are sick so you can go home early?

2007-09-25 20:11:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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The bar is open, drinks are on me! What can I get you?

2007-09-25 20:10:57 · 35 answers · asked by MissChatea 3 in Polls & Surveys

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anybody knows AL GREEN songs?,,?

one is im not sure if this is the one>>>>IM SO TIRED ....OF YOU????

2007-09-25 20:09:35 · 12 answers · asked by dikya 3 in R&B & Soul

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Im going down the street. Do you need anything from the shop?

2007-09-25 20:09:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you like swimming?

2007-09-25 20:09:06 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you tend to bite the same hand that helps, and comforts you ?

Yes?...No? so why then do people tend to hurt those they say they love most?

2007-09-25 20:07:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Say this 5 times real fast and tell me what u think?

ALPHA KENNY ONE

2007-09-25 20:07:02 · 21 answers · asked by jayman31 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Would you shower with me to save time?

Just wondering.

2007-09-25 20:01:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Does your face ever hurt from smiling so much on here?

Just caught myself hurting from smiling.
thanks for all your questions and answers!
:)

2007-09-25 20:00:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can you name an oxymoron?

2007-09-25 19:59:11 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If you walked in and your gf or bf was cheating on you... do you?

A) Calmly walk out without saying a word and let them continue
B) Go crazy, and kick both of them out
C) Listen as your gf or bf explains how they didn't mean to as the other person dresses and leaves
D) other

2007-09-25 19:58:37 · 51 answers · asked by LIEUTENANT K STAR!!!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

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