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2007-09-25 20:11:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Roxie I am a lazy slacker, I am just trying to be creative with it... :P

2007-09-25 20:17:47 · update #1

LMAO happy, I am trying to decide who I should pick...

2007-09-25 20:18:37 · update #2

17 answers

better throw up on another employee or customer for good measure

2007-09-25 20:17:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Well I tried it once, ten years ago, and all my boss said was "MMMM heavy night last night, huh? Well sweetie, if you are healthy enough to drink all night long, you should be able to cope eight hours in the office. You seem to be a tough girl, so I think you can manage." I had to work eight hours that day.

But if you can get away with it, why not and good luck.

2007-09-26 03:21:20 · answer #2 · answered by Carpe Diem 3 · 1 0

I guess it depends on your boss. Personally, I know when every single one of my employees are sick, faking to be sick, or faking to be well.

They honestly fake being well much more than they fake being sick. They would rather tough it out at work than go home. I guess I have good, loyal employees. Too bad your boss apparently doesn't.

2007-09-26 03:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by Georgia Girl 3 · 0 0

Yes it is. But don't do it after your boss or friend see you drinking beer that day or the day before. They will think that you throw up because you are drunk. You can get fired that way...

2007-09-26 03:22:48 · answer #4 · answered by WhiteCat 3 · 1 0

lol. well, you can always tell your boss by you being there it's costing the company money. they did some kind of study and found it's actually cheaper if the sick employee stays home.

2007-09-26 03:15:14 · answer #5 · answered by Slomotion Like Snail 6 · 1 0

Yeap and avoiding having to talk to the company bore.

2007-09-26 03:16:57 · answer #6 · answered by JUAN FRAN$$$ 7 · 0 0

yes, if you`re a lazy slacker....

just kidding, if you`re really sick, yes.

2007-09-26 03:15:27 · answer #7 · answered by Roxie 6 · 1 0

wow you really wanna go home dont you !!

i am mildly allergic to codeine so if i dont wanna hang out at work i pop a neurofen plus which has codeine in it and it makes me vomit so i get to go home !!!

good luck with that ...

(disclaimer: i am not encouraging this behavior)

2007-09-26 03:18:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

yeah try to aim it at the biggest ******** in the workplace for a better effect

2007-09-26 04:36:44 · answer #9 · answered by Bogan Outlaw 3 · 0 0

make sure noone is in the room and lay on the ground, like you have just fainted. wait till someone walks in.

2007-09-26 03:16:29 · answer #10 · answered by Dylangirl 6 · 2 0

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