Entertainment & Music - 25 September 2007

Here is the idea. If you think this joke IS funny, then don't star this question. If you think it's NOT funny, then DO give it one star.

OK, here's the joke.

Once upon a time, there was a guy so ugly that everyone died.

2007-09-25 21:08:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I have mine set up as a slideshow of my favorite pics from friends and family

2007-09-25 21:05:54 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Name something, that your own sex are more commonly known to be better at than the opposite sex?

2007-09-25 21:05:35 · 33 answers · asked by mary 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-25 21:04:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-25 21:02:43 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...........I asked this question last night:
Is it really time........................
...........for bed??? O well, I guess I'd better get my head down. Nite all............xxx

.............and nobody even bothered to say goodnight!!! :(

2007-09-25 21:00:56 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I miss so many things from when I lived in Europe but I'd have to say right this minute I really wish I a gyro from the little shop down the street from where I used to live and some Salt & Vinegar Hula Hoops crisps and a Kinder Egg for dessert.

What foods do you miss the most that are no longer available to you?

2007-09-25 20:58:27 · 9 answers · asked by ͏҉ ßõhrçmrïñsÿ★ 6 in Polls & Surveys

I live on the lake in the country but not too far from Houston.

2007-09-25 20:56:34 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-25 20:55:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It's quiet now cause only Oceania and the Pacific are still up and it's brekkie time in the UK/Europe

2007-09-25 20:55:02 · 11 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

special today ? I think I can finally sleep.... Good night and hope everyone has a great day today!!

2007-09-25 20:54:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i do and i am a huge fan of hers when she still got IT.

and i miss her sharp moves when dancing. i think she can still do it. if only she can pull herself all together.

2007-09-25 20:52:14 · 8 answers · asked by Maggi 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-25 20:47:58 · 22 answers · asked by ben t 3 in Rock and Pop

A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The others agree that sounds like a good place.

Then the American says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink."

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you la*d!"

2007-09-25 20:47:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Being a parent
Medical Doctor
Dentist
Truck Driver
State inspector of any sort
Math Teacher
Teacher

2007-09-25 20:47:01 · 12 answers · asked by MissChatea 3 in Polls & Surveys

Johnny and his wife went to the State Fair every year. Every year Johnny would say, "I'd like to ride in that aeroplane."
And every year his wife would say, "I know, Johnny, but that aeroplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."
This one year Johnny and his wife went to the fair and Johnny said, "I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that aeroplane this year I may never get another chance."
" That aeroplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.", replied his wife.
The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I'll make you a deal. I'll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."
Johnny and his wife agree and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard. He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word.
They land and the pilot turns to Johnny,

2007-09-25 20:44:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i just did hehe :)
stars for everyone!

2007-09-25 20:44:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-25 20:43:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-25 20:42:39 · 28 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

A surgeon was retiring from his long and rewarding career as a specialist in circumcision. Throughout his career, he had saved the for**kins of his patients in specimen jars as momentos, and now wished to fashion them into a souvenir.

So he brought his hundreds of specimens to a leathersmith, and asked him to craft an article of fine artistic quality. "I'll see what I can do," said the artisan, "Check back with me in one week."

The surgeon returned one week later, eager to see what magnificent article the leathersmith had made for him. The leathersmith presented him a wallet.

"All those for**kins and you only make me a wallet?" exclaimed the surgeon.

The leathersmith replied "Yes, but if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase."

2007-09-25 20:41:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-25 20:41:14 · 28 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-25 20:38:00 · 18 answers · asked by gone 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-25 20:37:19 · 30 answers · asked by bigDcowgirl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-25 20:36:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him.

When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2" in diameter.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.

They agreed it was. The students laughed. The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

"Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognize that this is your life. The rocks are the important things - your family, your partner, your health, your children - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

2007-09-25 20:36:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Of course this question is for people who like their coffee strong to begin with...


I can't find a cup of coffee that is too strong...

2007-09-25 20:35:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-25 20:34:00 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-25 20:33:00 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-25 20:27:48 · 24 answers · asked by MissChatea 3 in Polls & Surveys

nothing kinky. but, do you like to lay your head on their chest just to hear their heartbeat?

2007-09-25 20:26:51 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys