A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"
The others agree that sounds like a good place.
Then the American says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink."
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you la*d!"
2007-09-25 20:47:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?"
"No," replies the Irish guy, "but it happened to me sister!"
2007-09-25 20:47:51 · update #1
Which bar was that? I'm going there!!! LOL
2007-09-26 00:01:18 · answer #1 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Enjoyed it, made me laugh and worth a star. Nice one.
2007-09-25 21:52:44 · answer #2 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Older than the hills, but funny.
2007-09-25 20:52:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but a goodie.
2007-09-25 21:36:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha brilliant. have a star.
2007-09-25 21:55:28 · answer #5 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-25 20:51:21 · answer #6 · answered by ben t 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
:) its xx funny, but i thought scottish are stingy
of course, not in reality but in jokes
2007-09-25 20:52:15 · answer #7 · answered by Theta40 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
oh Paddy!!!
*lol* great 1
2007-09-25 21:26:56 · answer #8 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, hilarious! have a star
2007-09-25 20:50:38 · answer #9 · answered by J S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! FUNNY!
2007-09-25 22:52:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋