A surgeon was retiring from his long and rewarding career as a specialist in circumcision. Throughout his career, he had saved the for**kins of his patients in specimen jars as momentos, and now wished to fashion them into a souvenir.
So he brought his hundreds of specimens to a leathersmith, and asked him to craft an article of fine artistic quality. "I'll see what I can do," said the artisan, "Check back with me in one week."
The surgeon returned one week later, eager to see what magnificent article the leathersmith had made for him. The leathersmith presented him a wallet.
"All those for**kins and you only make me a wallet?" exclaimed the surgeon.
The leathersmith replied "Yes, but if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase."
2007-09-25 20:41:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great one thanks another star for you.
2007-09-25 21:34:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...Liked it very much...hehe..I wonder how many times in a day the surgeon stroked the wallet?? ;)
2007-09-26 03:45:39 · answer #2 · answered by LadyRain_614 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't want to be with that surgeon!
2007-09-26 04:32:19 · answer #3 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Should have had that when he was working!
2007-09-26 06:19:56 · answer #4 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Glad I am not that surgeon. Thanks for the joke.
2007-09-26 04:49:59 · answer #5 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe I like it thanks.
2007-09-26 04:40:33 · answer #6 · answered by Black 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋