A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he replied, "Arthritis
2007-09-25 20:19:18 · 6 answers · asked by paddlepop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not bad..here's 1 for you....
An 85 year old man visits his doctor to get a sperm count. The geezer's
given a jar and told to bring back a sample. The next day he returns to the
doctor with an empty jar.
"What happened?" says the doctor.
"Well," the old man starts, "I asked my wife for help. She tried with her
right hand, then her left -- nothing. Then she tried with her mouth, first
with her teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called
Evelyn, the lady next door, but still nothing."
The doctor bursts out, "You asked your neighbor?"
"Yep, No matter what we tried we couldn't get that damn jar open."
2007-09-25 23:58:27 · answer #1 · answered by daniel*wm 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
brilliant!
let's give a hug to the old man!
2007-09-26 03:38:16 · answer #2 · answered by Nova 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good.
2007-09-26 04:55:40 · answer #3 · answered by Widgi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
how cute is that old man..
awww
2007-09-26 03:41:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can certainly imagine!!!
2007-09-26 03:26:18 · answer #5 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-09-26 08:28:38 · answer #6 · answered by booyah 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋