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Entertainment & Music - 20 September 2007

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thinking is the hardest work there is. that's why few people engage in it

2007-09-20 22:55:50 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Any tips on getting hired and not getting laughed out of the room half way through??

2007-09-20 22:54:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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there is something that you cant hold for 10 minutes no matter what, even though its lighter than a feather ... what is it?

2007-09-20 22:54:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-20 22:54:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I need 940 to get to level 6....crackin on!

2007-09-20 22:52:46 · 49 answers · asked by mishnbong 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is he coming out to play? It doesn't look as though he will be making an appearance here any time soon.

2007-09-20 22:49:30 · 11 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

Can you tell what I'm watching right now LOL??

2007-09-20 22:49:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This weekend, Dr Who has loaned me his Tardis and he says I can invite a few friends along on a trip of a lifetime. There is one condition: We have to go BACK in time! So where are we going to go? Everyone who signs up for the adventure gets to make a choice and then I make the final decision!!! So, where are we going to go this weekend and what are we going to do? You tell me .....

2007-09-20 22:48:32 · 27 answers · asked by pollyanna 6 in Polls & Surveys

that the easiest 'thing' for you to become in Zimbabwe is a.......
millionaire????

2007-09-20 22:48:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-20 22:47:22 · 15 answers · asked by The Unknown Soldier 6 in Polls & Surveys

pick your nose?

Come on now....be honest....we all do it lol!

2007-09-20 22:46:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

what city and country??

I'm from Irvine, California! about 60 miles away from Los Angeles /hollywood lol

where were your born?

2007-09-20 22:45:24 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i mean in real life, is it annoying???

2007-09-20 22:45:13 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

:) I mean really! Check out:

Pink Floyd
Led Zeppelin
Beatles
Queen
The Who
Gang of four
The Smiths
Franz Ferdinand
Arctic Monkeys
Motörhead
Def Leppard
Diamond Head
Angel Witch



and so many more!! :))

2007-09-20 22:43:17 · 19 answers · asked by NoxecA 7 in Polls & Surveys

or would you like some extra honey?

2007-09-20 22:38:10 · 22 answers · asked by Bumumble 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-20 22:37:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the multitalanted heavyweight rapper jay-z l be dropin sumtin dis novemba. how ya feelin bout dis? think nas n ada guys gon push bak they albums. its getin scary now. 2007 isnt as bad as i concluded. think fiddy myt drop sumtin too cos he said evry tyme def...

2007-09-20 22:35:53 · 4 answers · asked by B-bouy 2 in Rap and Hip-Hop

Well, I can't help it - I have a spiritual side and sometimes I want to write these really long answers and I feel so odd here doing that - cause things here are so quick and sharp.

Anyway - if I'm going to brave it - what do I need to take???

2007-09-20 22:30:26 · 27 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

Wanna share who it is?

2007-09-20 22:29:58 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Reply to your Text messages ?? ?

YES
or
NO

If NO why not !

2007-09-20 22:29:41 · 27 answers · asked by Scary Mary 4 in Polls & Surveys

It is a rhytmic.. starts like this:

Chorus WOMEN:

Suomee suomee suoomee micano
Nos solos blah blah blah.... sorry couldn't catch...

But then the actual singer starts..MAN:

Soy porteno
Naceleta vita colombia eyesmoginita

Son sucaye
sua veci serenaaaa como la murena
que vive e neste jugar

Por las tardes
quante sol poryente las el mundooo pulinde la ryevol

So loy triste
Yo randuna peraaaa
lay lucion de umye de juamor

More loudly and higher voice:

Me llamo de portenitooo
porque de querdonasi
y munto co mi morena

Blah blah blah...

This probably isn't the best way to ask help and especially to receive it, but I'm trying......

2007-09-20 22:29:03 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Music

Margaret is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she starts crying. One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this somber moment. Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit.

The undertaker apologizes and explains that traditionally, they always put the bodies in a black, but he'd see what he could arrange. The next day she returned to the undertakers to have one last moment with Albert before his funeral the following day. When the undertaker pulls back the curtain, she manages to smile through her tears as Albert is resplendent in a smart blue suit.

She says to the undertaker "Wonderful, wonderful, but where did you get that beautiful blue suit?"

"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband's size was brought in & he was wearing a blue suit. His wife explained that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a black suit," the undertaker replied.

The wife smiled at the man.

He continued, "After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads"

2007-09-20 22:27:47 · 16 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see".

Watson: "I see millions and millions of stars".

Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"

Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."

2007-09-20 22:26:41 · 9 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Two Martians land in the middle of the night in a closed gas station. They get out of their space ship. The Martians go up to a gas pump. One says to the other ," I think these are Earth people".

"Take me to your leader!" replies the first Martian. No response.

The second Martian whispers to his partner, "I don't think we should screw with this one".

The first Martian says "Take me to your leader or we are going to blow you to kingdom come!"

No response.

With that, the first Martian takes out his laser gun and zaps the gas pump. It blows up and so does the gas station and the Martians are thrown into the air and land in a tree.

The second Martian says to the other, "I TOLD YOU, WE SHOULDN"T SCREW WITH A GUY, WHO COULD WRAP HIS PENIS AROUND HIS NECK AND STICK IT IN HIS EAR!"

2007-09-20 22:25:30 · 5 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-20 22:24:51 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A STUPID man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He ran into one of his friends, who asked, "Hey! What do you have in the bag?"

The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one."

The man says, "I'll tell you what. If you tell me how many fish I have in this bag, I'll give you both of them."

2007-09-20 22:24:27 · 9 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A young man got a license to trap furs for the winter in Alaska. After buying supplies in a local town he went into a nearby saloon. Approaching the bartender he asked, "Is there any action to be had in this town?"

"What do you mean, action?" asked the bartender.

"I mean, are there any women," said the trapper.

"No, but there's always old Joe," replied the bartender.

"No thanks," said the trapper. "I don't go for that kind of stuff."

The next spring the trapper came back into town. After being snowed in for nine months he was in a slightly different frame of mind. He walked into the bar and asked, "Is there any action in town?"

"There's still old Joe," replied the bartender.

"If I were to go for old Joe," he asked, "Who would have to know about it?"

"Well," said the bartender, "there's you, me, old Joe of course, and these three guys sitting at the other end of the bar."

"What do we need those three guys for?" asked the trapper.

"To hold old Joe," replied the bartender. "He don't go for that kind of stuff, either."

2007-09-20 22:21:23 · 2 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Jokes & Riddles

That is so messy, WE all know what you ate?

2007-09-20 22:20:35 · 11 answers · asked by tirebiter 6 in Polls & Surveys

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