Margaret is very upset as her husband Albert had just passed away. She went to the undertakers to have one last look at her dearly departed husband. The instant she saw him she starts crying. One of the undertakers strides up to provide comfort in this somber moment. Through her tears she explains that she is upset because her dearest Albert was wearing a black suit, and it was his dying wish to be buried in a blue suit.
The undertaker apologizes and explains that traditionally, they always put the bodies in a black, but he'd see what he could arrange. The next day she returned to the undertakers to have one last moment with Albert before his funeral the following day. When the undertaker pulls back the curtain, she manages to smile through her tears as Albert is resplendent in a smart blue suit.
She says to the undertaker "Wonderful, wonderful, but where did you get that beautiful blue suit?"
"Well, yesterday afternoon after you left, a man about your husband's size was brought in & he was wearing a blue suit. His wife explained that she was very upset as he had always wanted to be buried in a black suit," the undertaker replied.
The wife smiled at the man.
He continued, "After that, it was simply a matter of swapping the heads"
2007-09-20 22:27:47 · 16 answers · asked by jake5282 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that punchline sort of lurked in the back of my mind as I was reading the story, but I wasn't really expecting it. so i had to laugh when i actually read it.
2007-09-20 22:33:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-06 00:46:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-09-20 22:33:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
An oldie but a goodie. Glad to see humor with class is still around! : ) peace
2007-09-20 22:33:53 · answer #4 · answered by Pilgrim Traveler 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-20 23:44:50 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol imagine that actually happened to sum1
man thats just wrong
which makes it funny
2007-09-20 23:25:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch !!!
That's really heavy stuff. I like
deep black American humor...
"Scary Movie"-Fan Aaron.
2007-09-20 23:40:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg, thats a bit funny- yet sick-lol. lv Jo xx
2007-09-20 22:33:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
awesome man. keep them coming
2007-09-23 23:55:38 · answer #9 · answered by Rockerduderi Jr. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaahahh
best joke evur!
2007-09-20 22:42:45 · answer #10 · answered by Knowlege colege student 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋