Entertainment & Music - 18 September 2007

2007-09-18 22:31:07 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I say: dead beat dads!

2007-09-18 22:30:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a) Pull your finger out.
b) Push your finger further in.
c) Poke it in the eyes
d) Scream and panic and ruin your trousers!

I saw this on a National Geographic podcast it was brilliant!

2007-09-18 22:30:00 · 12 answers · asked by Dustbowl Blues 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-18 22:28:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it
was read as "Suffer from diarrhoea."

2. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux."

3. Clairol introduced the "Mist Stick", a curling iron, into German only to find out that "mist" is slang for manure. Not too
many people had use for the "manure stick."

4. When Gerber started selling baby food in Africa, they used the same packaging as in the U.S., with the beautiful Caucasian baby on the label. Later they learned that in Africa, companies routinely put pictures on the label of what's inside, since most people can't read.

5. Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.

6. An American T-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the
Spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of "I saw the Pope" (el Papa), the shirts read "I saw the potato" (la
papa).

2007-09-18 22:26:33 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Better than Hendrix?

2007-09-18 22:26:20 · 7 answers · asked by b n r 2 in Rock and Pop

2007-09-18 22:25:36 · 18 answers · asked by Fireman T 6 in Polls & Surveys

how you would eventually die.what would it be?

2007-09-18 22:25:14 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm trying to remeber a movie from the 80's about teams on a scavenger hunt. The teams were named after colors and I remeber the nerdy guys were the white team. They had to play miniature golf for one clue and I think they went to the Hollywood Walk of Fame for another. Does anyone remember this movie?

2007-09-18 22:24:49 · 2 answers · asked by taylormadepaints 1 in Movies

2007-09-18 22:24:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I looooooooove homemade scalloped potatoes... and homemade fries. And latkes! Yummy!

2007-09-18 22:22:24 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Every story has a ENDING, but in life every ENDING is a new BEGINNING.....

2007-09-18 22:20:45 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You and your family are going away for the weekend. Your daughter is 7 and is best friends with your niece, who is also 7. Your families are very close and your daughter asks if your niece can come with you on your holiday. You have been on holidays together before and don't see any problem, so you agree.
You arrive at your holiday destination and the house you are staying at backs onto a beach. The girls ask if they can go for a swim. You tell them that they have to wait until you have unpacked the car, but they can play on the sand directly in front of the beach. They run down to the sand, and you begin to unpack the car. After about 5 minutes, you hear screaming coming from the direction of the beach and it sounds like the girls.
You run down to see what the matter is, and you discover that they hadn't listened to you and have gone for a swim. There is no one else on the beach and the girls are caught in a rip.

2007-09-18 22:18:08 · 20 answers · asked by grassmonkeys 4 in Polls & Surveys

Me a name i call myself, far a long long way to go. Sorry our nanny is singing it at the moment.

2007-09-18 22:17:59 · 40 answers · asked by elizadushku 6 in Polls & Surveys

Driving down a country lane and he hits a cow. She said "what's happened". He replied "I've hit a cow". Victoria said "you'd better check if it's ok." So he does but it's dead. She say's "you better go & tell the farmer" so off he goes. When he came back she said "you've been a long time".Well he said the "farmer thanked me & gave me a bottle of his best wine". "Oh" she says "and what's that on your face". "Lipstick" he replied "the farmers wife kissed me she was so grateful". Oh said Victoria "is that why you are smiling so much" No he said the "farmers daughter made love to me". Really said Victoria, "What exactly did you say to these people". "Well I told them I'm Posh Spices driver and I've just killed the cow" !!

2007-09-18 22:17:09 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ Beaver Diva Sue ♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-18 22:16:31 · 3 answers · asked by Porcelain Doll 6 in Polls & Surveys

What about Kanye West?

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2007-09-18 22:16:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-18 22:15:05 · 31 answers · asked by Buddy Hodor 7 in Polls & Surveys

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on
the door.

He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in
the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he
thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.

"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.

So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the home-owner long to realize the man was drunk.

"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"

"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the
man and slams the door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"

2007-09-18 22:13:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-09-18 22:13:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-18 22:13:15 · 29 answers · asked by Wesley O 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-18 22:12:43 · 15 answers · asked by BAM 7 in Celebrities

you and me draw the drapes and call it a night?

2007-09-18 22:12:21 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Just curious...

2007-09-18 22:09:14 · 12 answers · asked by vEngful.Gibb0n 3 in Comedy

Or perhaps all of the above?

2007-09-18 22:08:47 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-18 22:08:10 · 31 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-18 22:06:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One morning you are driving to work, and as per usual you are running a bit late, so you are driving a touch faster than the speed limit. You reach down to your stereo to change the CD, when all of a sudden your car hits something solid. You spin to a stop, but not before several more cars have run into you and each other in an attempt to avoid the accident.

As you look up and out of your car, you can see that you hit a person, and that the person is not looking very good. In fact, you are sure that they are dead. You shakily get out of your car, and look around at the damage that has been caused. Several cars have been badly smashed up, but more importantly you have killed someone with your careless driving.

As you are standing there in shock, a woman comes up to you, tears running down her face, and obviously very shook up. As a natural reaction, you ask her what is wrong. She gives you a funny look, and then she explains that she just ran over someone.

2007-09-18 21:57:41 · 25 answers · asked by grassmonkeys 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-09-18 21:55:48 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Little johnny walked upstairs.Upon hearing banging noises,he walks into his mum and dads bedroom to find them making love.Johnny's father turns to face his son and throws a pillow at him whilst laughing and tells him to "sod off"
Little Johnny leaves the room.Half an hour passes and Little Johnny's dad wanders along the hall to take a p and hears an almighty commotion coming from Johnny's bedroom.
Johnnys dad bursts through the door to find little Johnny bonking his nan....."what the hell do you think your doing"little Johnny's dad asks him........Little johnny replies "ahhhh not so f**kin funny when it's your mum is it"!

2007-09-18 21:55:11 · 15 answers · asked by snikleback 5 in Jokes & Riddles