A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on
the door.
He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in
the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he
thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.
"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.
So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn't take the home-owner long to realize the man was drunk.
"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??"
"No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the
man and slams the door.
He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"
2007-09-18 22:13:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.
"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it
would be the Christian thing to help him." So the husband gets
out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs.
He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger
anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??"
And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are
you?"
And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."
2007-09-18 22:14:10 · update #1
Hahahahah
A star for you.........
Nice one!!
2007-09-18 22:27:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 11:01:51 · answer #2 · answered by zaheer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one seems to be a favorite here
2007-09-18 23:24:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-09-18 22:18:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha
Nice one there
2007-09-18 22:24:38 · answer #5 · answered by ineedanswers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-18 22:19:23 · answer #6 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe
2007-09-18 23:52:10 · answer #7 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Excellent one :-)
2007-09-18 22:19:31 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha. that was funny.
2007-09-18 22:23:59 · answer #9 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um......it was decent, but not as good as i was hoping.
2007-09-18 22:19:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋