Driving down a country lane and he hits a cow. She said "what's happened". He replied "I've hit a cow". Victoria said "you'd better check if it's ok." So he does but it's dead. She say's "you better go & tell the farmer" so off he goes. When he came back she said "you've been a long time".Well he said the "farmer thanked me & gave me a bottle of his best wine". "Oh" she says "and what's that on your face". "Lipstick" he replied "the farmers wife kissed me she was so grateful". Oh said Victoria "is that why you are smiling so much" No he said the "farmers daughter made love to me". Really said Victoria, "What exactly did you say to these people". "Well I told them I'm Posh Spices driver and I've just killed the cow" !!
2007-09-18 22:17:09 · 15 answers · asked by ♥ Beaver Diva Sue ♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha , good joke . New, too . Thanks .
2007-09-18 22:25:47 · answer #1 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this joke is full of SPICE!!!!
A woman went in for a physical the other day. The doctor asked her to disrobe. When she did the doctor noticed she had a big red "H" on her chest. The doctor said; that's strange. How did you get the red "H" on your chest? The woman replied: "My husband went to Harvard and beloved the school so much he never takes his block sweater off...even when we make love." Several days later; another woman came into the doctor's office for a physical. The doctor went through the same routine. After she disrobed, the doctor noticed she had a big "M" on her chest. Not wanting to appear stupid, the doctor said: "Your boyfriend must have gone to Michigan." The woman responded" "I don't know what you are talking about, but my boyfriend went to Wisconsin."
2007-09-18 22:26:45 · answer #2 · answered by gangrekalve k 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
in spite of every physique thinks approximately her (individually i think of she's incredible!) the factor that keeps her interior the wide-unfold public eye is the undeniable fact that she is exciting. For all that individuals say they hate her, that is a testomony to her incredible self advertising that she might reason a super type of responses to a fairly user-friendly question! and don't you all think of hate is slightly a solid be conscious? the undeniable fact that virtually all of you 'Victoria-haters' have in no way had any touch together with her or her family individuals merely exhibits that that is human beings like those asserting they hate her that are precisely the human beings who study all the articles interior the clicking and watch the exhibits on television that keep her going!! Oh what a vicious circle those human beings stay in! God bless Queen Victoria!
2016-10-19 02:05:21 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe, like it.
Shame it wasn't the rest of the Spice Girls.
2007-09-18 22:21:16 · answer #4 · answered by Caffeine Fiend 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha Very good have a star,,,,,ha ha
2007-09-18 22:54:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-09-18 22:27:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL star for you
2007-09-18 23:05:47 · answer #7 · answered by Keith 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! wicked, i love it xx
2007-09-18 22:28:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha and thats how we really feel about her
2007-09-19 01:13:14 · answer #9 · answered by snuggler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2007-09-19 01:06:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yepp *hehehe*
funny!
2007-09-18 23:02:33 · answer #11 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋