Entertainment & Music - 19 June 2007

THE 80 YEAR OLD

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor
asks him how he's feeling.

The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old
bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an
older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses
a season.
One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and
accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream of
water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'.
Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you
think of that?"

The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into
that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

2007-06-19 03:44:50 · 27 answers · asked by Dr. D. AKA Evil Woman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-19 03:44:01 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

buying a Britany Spears CD? I know I bought two of them...

2007-06-19 03:43:41 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Where, oh, where can he be?

2007-06-19 03:42:52 · 2 answers · asked by edingo 5 in Polls & Surveys

hi guys, just wondering, who else loves the show home improvement? it starred tim allan and richard karn!

2007-06-19 03:42:43 · 12 answers · asked by generally_cool 2 in Comedy

yellow pages...what heading would it be under?

2007-06-19 03:42:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I heard a song on the country radio station that I loved yesterday - It sounded like Randy Travis (unless I'm confusing his voice with someone else?) It was a beautiful song and mentioned something about the rain in the chorus. Does anyone know what I'm talking about?

2007-06-19 03:41:05 · 11 answers · asked by What's Cooking? 2 in Country

you were never wrong about?

2007-06-19 03:40:44 · 24 answers · asked by Pavic 5 in Polls & Surveys

I'd choose Ribs anytime...tho do love a good steak.

2007-06-19 03:39:35 · 31 answers · asked by Yummy♥Mummy 6 in Polls & Surveys

I can't sleep and I don't drink coffee- I have to leave in an hour.... What should I do to wake me up? I got only 4 hours of sleep- but I'm tired because I was cleaning all night. Thank you.

2007-06-19 03:38:35 · 40 answers · asked by Laura Block 4 in Polls & Surveys

I was channel surfing years ago and came across a musical where a guy was singing and dancing in a barn, then started hopping on a pitchfork or shovel, then swinging up into the loft. Any idea what it was? Who was he?

2007-06-19 03:38:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

and there's no cookies or candy in the house...what do you eat?

2007-06-19 03:38:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i love going to camp each year and even thuogh we already have aot of camp songs I want to know more so please let me know any camp songs that are your favorite. (please keep them appropriate, it's a church camp!)

2007-06-19 03:36:48 · 1 answers · asked by Sarah G 1 in Other - Music

2007-06-19 03:36:43 · 8 answers · asked by Bien Chula 5 in Polls & Surveys

i love going to camp each year and even thuogh we already have aot of camp songs I want to know more so please let me know any camp songs that are your favorite. (please keep them appropriate, it's a church camp!)

2007-06-19 03:36:17 · 7 answers · asked by Sarah G 1 in Other - Music

you get to heaven and you can't see anything? Really what if? your supposed to keep all your own stuff?

2007-06-19 03:35:08 · 6 answers · asked by mchlmybelle 6 in Polls & Surveys

i would like to know the name of a movie, possibly released in the mid 80s to late 90s in which the catchphrase is 'Where is the wine, Bobollin"( not too sure abt the correct name of the lead actor, but it should be near enough). It is possibly about a town famous for its winemaking prowess under siege by invaders. The mayor leads resistance to the the invasion and leads the townspeople in hiding the prized wine. This was a family favourite but unfortunately none of my folks caught the movie title when it was screened. I hope to get a copy of this movie once i get its title & surprise them with it.

2007-06-19 03:34:44 · 2 answers · asked by miranda m 1 in Movies

2007-06-19 03:34:37 · 10 answers · asked by Johnny's Girl 4 in Polls & Surveys

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=local&id=5398637

this story is recent. Mice were roaming around the Pinkberry frozen yogurt in NYC. Would you still buy frozen yogurt in this place after reading this story?????? I know I wouldn't.

2007-06-19 03:34:22 · 7 answers · asked by karma 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-19 03:34:22 · 19 answers · asked by ! 6 in Rock and Pop

For me right now its trying to get a band-aid to stick to the bottom of my foot!

2007-06-19 03:33:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anyone know who the origional singer was? And/or who sung it in the "Jimmy Neutron" movie?

2007-06-19 03:33:21 · 3 answers · asked by Katie 3 in Other - Music

2007-06-19 03:33:00 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-19 03:32:44 · 19 answers · asked by mchlmybelle 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-19 03:32:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How about some cha cha?

2007-06-19 03:31:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What can I do to make me up?

2007-06-19 03:31:10 · 29 answers · asked by Laura Block 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-19 03:29:32 · 20 answers · asked by eddie 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-19 03:28:57 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-19 03:28:06 · 57 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys