Entertainment & Music - 19 June 2007

Was thinking about the last question i posted (Blackadder vs Red dwarf) and these two seemed to be a factor in decided which was best so thought id put it to further scrutiny.

2007-06-19 00:26:32 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

on a scale of 1-10

2007-06-19 00:23:12 · 22 answers · asked by Mee~mOe~ 5 in Polls & Surveys

For those who are going to stay home today, what do you plan to do around the house?
I have to do laundry, yuck!

2007-06-19 00:20:57 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Charmed One♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

And only eight blokes survive and end up stranded on a remote island.

2 of them were from Scotland - they got together and started a Bank
2 of them were from Northern Ireland - they got together and started a fight
2 of them were from Wales - they got together and started a Choir
2 of them were from England...they didn't start anything because nobody had introduced them yet.

2007-06-19 00:20:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Take me away.

2007-06-19 00:19:26 · 9 answers · asked by hello world 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-19 00:17:28 · 17 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

Do tell.

2007-06-19 00:17:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I haven't been in the news for a while.

2007-06-19 00:17:13 · 9 answers · asked by Classy Beyatch 2 in Celebrities

(A bit long but worth the read)


Jake is struggling through a bus station with two huge & obviously heavy suitcases when a stranger comes up behind him & asks,
“Have you got the time?”
Jake sighs, puts down the suitcases & turns around.
After glancing at his wrist he says “It's about a quarter to six”.
“Hey, that's a pretty fancy watch”, exclaims the stranger.
Jake brightens a little. “Yeah, it's not bad. Take a look at this”, and he shows him a time zone display for every time zone in the world. He hits a few buttons & from somewhere on the watch a voice says, "The time is eleven to six" in a British accent.
A few more buttons and the voice says something in Japanese.
Jake continues, “I've put in regional accents for each city”.
He then pushes a few more buttons& a tiny but very high resolution map of N.Y. appears on the display. “Zoom in on Central New York”, he adds to the watch, and the display changes to show the the center of N.Y.
“It responds to voice?” gasps the stranger, & Jake nods enthusiastically.
“But I haven't got it all programmed yet, most of the functions are still button-activated”. “I want to buy that watch!", says the stranger.
"Oh, no, it's not ready for sale yet; I'm still working out the bugs", says the inventor.
“I'll give you $1000 for it,” offers the stranger.
Oh, no, I've already spent more than $8000,” says Jake.
“I'll give you $10,000 for it,” responds the stranger.
“But it's just not done,” replies Jake.
“I'll give you $15,000 for it,” says the stranger as he pulls out his chequebook, “I've just got to have that watch.”
Jake stops to think. He's only put about $8500 into materials and development, and with $15,000 he could make another one and have it ready for merchandising in only another half a year. $15000? The stranger frantically finishes writing the cheque and waves it in front of him.
“Here it is, ready to hand to you right here and now”. Jake abruptly makes his decision. “Ok”, he says, and peels off the watch. They make the exchange, the cheque for the watch, and the stranger starts happily away.
“Hey, wait a minute”, calls Jake after the stranger, who turns around warily.
Jake indicates the two suitcases he'd been trying to wrestle through the bus station. “Don't forget your batteries!”

2007-06-19 00:15:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

There were three men in an airplane. One had a grenade, one had a sword and the other had a knife. The man with the knife said, "I don't need this knife." So he throws it out the window. conan says, "I don't need this sword." So he throws it out the window. The man with the grenade says, "I don't need this grenade." So he pulls the pin and throws it out the window. When the plane lands the three men are walking threw the airport and they see a man crying. So they went up to him and said, "Why are you crying?" He replies, "A knife fell out of the sky and killed my cat." The three men keep walking and they see another man crying. They asked him why he was crying and he replied, "A sword fell out of the sky and killed my cow." The three men keep walking and they see a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "I farted and my house blew up."
(its not the best

2007-06-19 00:14:14 · 9 answers · asked by Conan 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-19 00:12:02 · 16 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

And which part stands out the most as the funniest? Mine would be Old School......LOL We're going streaking!

2007-06-19 00:11:01 · 18 answers · asked by raney1979 2 in Movies

Cappuccino, or a nice smoothie anyone?

To start to your day off with a smile and on the go?
Heheeheee

Smile away n have a fantastic day

Nikita n Oksana

2007-06-19 00:10:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-19 00:09:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a gigolo? or a stripper?

2007-06-19 00:09:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-19 00:09:10 · 12 answers · asked by ♫♪ misscnmi ♪♫ 5 in Polls & Surveys

For me: I've always loved Gil Grissom. Not only he is attractive, I love the way his mind works. He is deeply involved in his work, intuitive and just plain smart.

2007-06-19 00:09:08 · 9 answers · asked by Rachel 7 in Drama

Scrambled eggs and homemade pizza here.

2007-06-19 00:08:13 · 10 answers · asked by LivingDeadKat 4 in Polls & Surveys

He played a t.v. doctor who came from the country and worked in a medical clinic. The show did not last long on tv.

2007-06-19 00:05:08 · 8 answers · asked by dennis p 1 in Country

correct answer in 30 mins if no1 gets it

2007-06-19 00:02:28 · 21 answers · asked by butler j 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-19 00:02:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-19 00:02:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and can't help but notice that whenever she washes around the genitals the womens eyelids flutter. The nurse finds the womens husband and quietly tells him that she thinks that a little oral sex my wake his wife up. The man looks at the nurse a little strange and says well if you think it will work i'll give it a go. So the nurse ushers him into the room and pulls the curtain closed. A few minutes later bells and alarms start to go off. The nurse rushes into the room asking what had happend the husban replied I think she choked.

2007-06-19 00:01:38 · 8 answers · asked by the_little_one_said 3 in Jokes & Riddles