THE 80 YEAR OLD
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor
asks him how he's feeling.
The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old
bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an
older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses
a season.
One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and
accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream of
water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'.
Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you
think of that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into
that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
2007-06-19 03:44:50 · 27 answers · asked by Dr. D. AKA Evil Woman 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
lolz..u got a good sense of humour...thanx
2007-06-19 19:50:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really funny...I'm going to use that one first chance I get.
2007-06-19 03:50:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you I enjoyed that, it started my day off just right.
2007-06-19 03:50:02 · answer #3 · answered by kellyjo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He he. Need to be cheered up today and that's really helped. Cheers!
2007-06-19 03:49:35 · answer #4 · answered by ivenoimagination 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Now thats funny!
2007-06-19 04:17:30 · answer #5 · answered by Ron B. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was very Cute,,But,,,What put a Smile on my Face was your Avatar,That is Hot !!!!!!!!!!!
2007-06-19 04:20:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thx I am still smiling!
2007-06-19 03:48:43 · answer #7 · answered by ~4NOW~ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good....Damn, I better keep my prescription up!!
2007-06-19 03:49:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny thank -you.
2007-06-19 03:49:28 · answer #9 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny. I like it.
2007-06-19 03:49:27 · answer #10 · answered by barbwire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋