Entertainment & Music - 17 June 2007

2007-06-17 04:44:08 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hello! What is it that you hear/are listening to at this very moment?

2007-06-17 04:43:27 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

aside from your dna

2007-06-17 04:41:09 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do!! But it hurts if they pop in the back of your throat.

2007-06-17 04:41:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

2007-06-17 04:39:15 · 22 answers · asked by lisa o 2 in Jokes & Riddles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1IyW40KseI

2007-06-17 04:38:11 · 8 answers · asked by googlebball 3 in Polls & Surveys

can you figure it out?

2007-06-17 04:37:57 · 30 answers · asked by chancehawk23 1 in Jokes & Riddles

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."

2007-06-17 04:37:46 · 24 answers · asked by lisa o 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-17 04:37:10 · 3 answers · asked by colleena1011356 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-06-17 04:37:04 · 80 answers · asked by Banshee 7 in Polls & Surveys

I suppose it doesn't really matter..... but how do you go from such a likeable true blue kind of man like Bob Barker? To then consider the likes of Rosie O'Donnell? She is too gruff and unpolished. My whole family has said they will never watch it again and either will I if she is chosen. What do you think?

2007-06-17 04:36:28 · 27 answers · asked by Dani 2 in Talk Shows

So many people have covered this standard song for decades...but who originally sang it or first released it as a single?

2007-06-17 04:36:12 · 3 answers · asked by GirlsAreStupid!ThrowRocksAtThem! 7 in Other - Music

One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, "Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10." So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says no money.

Finally, when Stumpy and Martha are both about 70 years old, Stumpy looks to Martha, and says, "Martha, I'm 70 now, and I don't know if I'll ever get the chance again, so I just have to have a ride in that there airplane." Martha replies in the same old fashion, and Stumpy kind of slumps down. The pilot is standing near by and overhears the conversation...

The pilot pipes up, "Excuse me folks, I couldn't help but hear your situation, and I have a deal for you. I'll take both of you up together, and if you can both make the entire trip without saying a word, or even making the slightest sound, I'll give the ride for free. But if either of you make a sound, its $10 each." Well, Martha and Stumpy look at each other, and agree to take the ride.

The pilot takes them up, and starts to do loop de loops, twists, dives, climbs and spins. No sound. The pilot lands the plane, looks back at Stumpy and says, "Sir, I have to hand it to ya, you didn't make even the slightest sound and that was my best stuff." Stumpy looks back at the pilot and says, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but $10 is $10!"

2007-06-17 04:36:04 · 16 answers · asked by lisa o 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-17 04:32:28 · 18 answers · asked by ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ 1 in Polls & Surveys

phone a whole lot so I just want a good deal.

2007-06-17 04:31:42 · 35 answers · asked by ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-17 04:30:36 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have to earn 10, 693 points before I get to level 7.

♂

2007-06-17 04:27:02 · 21 answers · asked by twixette 7 in Polls & Surveys

Friends?
I loved all but Joey was my fave and Chandler...

2007-06-17 04:26:28 · 26 answers · asked by girl 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-17 04:25:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Right now I really like an old classic: "Pull Up To The Bumper'' by Grace Jones.... what about you?

2007-06-17 04:25:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For a good night out .x

2007-06-17 04:24:53 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-17 04:24:30 · 13 answers · asked by thunder217 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-17 04:23:41 · 14 answers · asked by babscabs 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-17 04:23:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-17 04:23:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan.

She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday." "What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."

"Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."

2007-06-17 04:22:44 · 28 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I slept in and missed breakfast and its getting toward lunch or
brunchtime for me.

2007-06-17 04:22:18 · 31 answers · asked by nemesis 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-17 04:20:43 · 19 answers · asked by Lauren J 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-17 04:16:57 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-17 04:16:46 · 33 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys