Joan, who was a rather well-proportioned secretary, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan.
She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear. "Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday." "What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."
"Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."
2007-06-17 04:22:44 · 28 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gosh ...
lol
This one is much better
2007-06-20 22:05:26 · answer #1 · answered by Curiosity 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute. But I think some one should have reported the assistant manager for being in such a big hurry to STOP her.
2007-06-17 04:48:28 · answer #2 · answered by Jackolantern 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh! Hehehehe.
You are such a funny guy. Where in the world do U come up with all these great jokes?
2007-06-19 17:48:47 · answer #3 · answered by Amy W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 13:19:40 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! great joke! 10 on 10!
2007-06-23 14:38:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good heavens! (do they start every meal with a thanksgiving, looking up at the sky(light)!)
2007-06-17 18:07:40 · answer #6 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! LMAO. That's good. Keep 'em coming!
2007-06-17 04:27:31 · answer #7 · answered by Michael G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.=D
2007-06-17 04:31:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oops! She is well seen by all in the dining room!
Hahaha!
:)
2007-06-21 22:09:05 · answer #9 · answered by Kay 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omfg that prolly one of the funnies jokes out there.
2007-06-17 04:28:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
^_^ no one can see her up there, just below
hehehe lol
thanks for sharing
i did make my buddy here read this and he laughed
2007-06-19 13:09:26 · answer #11 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋