After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
2007-06-17 04:39:15 · 22 answers · asked by lisa o 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahaha thats funny
2007-06-17 04:48:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I frequently attempt to no longer use it because of the fact it kinda bothers me whilst human beings cope with me like an invalid merely because of the fact i'm pregnant. yet on the comparable time I even have SPD and that is exceptionally excruciating and painful. So I extra use the "i'm pregnant" excuse with my husband so he will help me with our 2 little women. being pregnant does have it advantages, not extra sucking in my tummy, having a tummy is an excellent ingredient, eating lots could be excused because of the fact i'm pregnant, eating weird and wonderful meals, haha ya!
2016-10-17 13:20:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!
2007-06-17 05:12:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's called "Do Unto Other's Before They Do Unto You" I know it's happened yo me but in different circumstances.
LMIAOSFHISMS very well worth a star.
2007-06-17 05:02:26 · answer #4 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice ^_^
8/10
2007-06-17 04:45:45 · answer #5 · answered by Suzii 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Great
2007-06-17 04:43:28 · answer #6 · answered by Lee! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha made me chuckle. Maybe they had something in common after all!!!
:-)))
2007-06-17 04:44:25 · answer #7 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA. I really liked this one. Genuinely.
2007-06-17 04:55:45 · answer #8 · answered by Poise ! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2007-06-17 04:43:48 · answer #9 · answered by angeleyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha you did it again really cheered me up
2007-06-17 05:32:21 · answer #10 · answered by pat e 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋