An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."
2007-06-17 04:37:46 · 24 answers · asked by lisa o 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good and again well worth a star.
2007-06-17 04:54:44 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I liked that one. Have a little star for making me giggle.
2007-06-17 04:40:28 · answer #2 · answered by Nickynackynoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Short joke? Well that was a long one. The length my chin is now from laughing. lol
2007-06-17 06:22:26 · answer #3 · answered by Black 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! that so freggin funny. i actually banged my fist on the table LMAO!!! u deserve a star!!
2007-06-17 10:17:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! That's good!
(Here's a star!)
2007-06-17 04:47:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-06-17 04:41:20 · answer #6 · answered by amazingly intelligent 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
thats a wheely uplifting joke
2007-06-17 04:42:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooh. I like that one...
-Runs off to find mother..
2007-06-17 04:52:10 · answer #8 · answered by Suzii 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's so funny!! Have a star.
2007-06-17 04:49:54 · answer #9 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny
2007-06-17 04:40:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋