Entertainment & Music - 8 June 2007

2007-06-08 00:37:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

This is out of interest and because I'm trying to remember the name of a song that was on the radio a few weeks ago and the only lyrics I can recall are 'Milky Way'!

2007-06-08 00:35:35 · 15 answers · asked by nat_star_25 2 in Lyrics

well ive been playing for 1 year 10 months i know a few scales lots of songs some solos but im doubting my skills so how can i tell if im a good guitar player?

2007-06-08 00:34:27 · 4 answers · asked by anton_gamerz 1 in Other - Music

Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel department and states that she wants to write a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources Supervisor is puzzled by this decision and asks "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."

2007-06-08 00:34:03 · 22 answers · asked by Miss Tickle 4 in Jokes & Riddles

i am stuck with song that goes:take another piece of my heart baby... and so on. but i dont know the name or any clue that would help me track it down. help

2007-06-08 00:33:45 · 9 answers · asked by Emily 3 in Other - Music

I don't mean because of their policies or their moral stances. I'm talking about less serious issues. For example, for their sense of humour? (if it can be said they have one!) for their dress sense (same applies again, I guess) or because of what they devote their spare time to.

It can be anyone alive or dead.


Mine would have to be Mo Mowlam. She was a down-to-earth politician whom you thought you could trust. I loved her sense of humour, especially regarding the alleged time when she whipped off her wig and threw it on the table during negotiations with Ian Paisley in the Northern Ireland Good Friday meetings!

2007-06-08 00:33:30 · 10 answers · asked by pianowez 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-08 00:33:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-08 00:31:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-08 00:29:39 · 35 answers · asked by latymer_crown 6 in Polls & Surveys

were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that harpooned his father many years earlier.

He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."

They tried it, and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was outraged at the thought they may get away and told the female "lets swim after them and swallow them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.

"Look," she said, "I went along with the blow- job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen.

2007-06-08 00:29:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-08 00:29:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Rodeo Sex
1 Start sh*gging your wife doggy style
2 Lean over and grab both of her t*ts
3 Whisper in her ear "You?re not as good as your sister"
4 Try to hold on for at least eight seconds.

2007-06-08 00:28:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

or just a spackling tool? hehehehe.

2007-06-08 00:28:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-06-08 00:28:37 · 34 answers · asked by Zara B 1 in Celebrities

As the one that liked to bring others down?
The guy who always criticized?
The gal who was always screaming at her kids?

or will they have fonder words to say about you?

2007-06-08 00:28:20 · 14 answers · asked by Jadochop 6 in Polls & Surveys

What is a hindu?


It makes eggs

2007-06-08 00:25:59 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-08 00:25:17 · 7 answers · asked by 2BaD4u 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-08 00:22:45 · 8 answers · asked by shripri 1 in Horoscopes

The council food hygeine inspector's secret visit to Alf's cafe for tea and a currant bun (On expenses) revealed Alf's horrible habit of wiping his nose on his sleeve before grabbing a bun and slinging it onto a plate and making sure the cup was clean by licking his finger and wiping it round inside the cup. Threatened with closure Alf considered some inprovements. When the inspector made his next visit, Alf explained his new routine. "All cakes are taken from the baker's tray with this pair of silver tongs and placed on the trolley. The cake of your choice is placed on your plate with these silver tongs." Alf said he was so hygeine conscious now that the string round his neck was in fact, attached to his penis and when he went to the lav his just pulled the string and the little fellow would pop out, untouched by human hands.. How did he tuck it back again? Easy, he used the silver tongs.

2007-06-08 00:21:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-06-08 00:17:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I sure do.

2007-06-08 00:16:35 · 39 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

if you could buy me anything what would tou get me.
im 15

2007-06-08 00:15:48 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Here I am spending a quiet afternoon on here, when I get a call from the other half asking me to put some washing on. What is that all about, do you women not realise it is tiring sat on your a...e all day ?

2007-06-08 00:15:36 · 29 answers · asked by Manc Lush 5 in Polls & Surveys

I have on a suit with a shirt and tie.

2007-06-08 00:14:34 · 49 answers · asked by bobbob 2 in Polls & Surveys

San Francisco? I got room on the couch if you wanna crash here.

2007-06-08 00:12:42 · 8 answers · asked by Chico Escuela aka Rob 4 in Polls & Surveys

and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Sort of a raincoat for her cigarette.

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?"

The other old lady said, "It's a condom."

"A condom? Where do you get those?"

The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old lady was interested in condoms, but he asked her, "What size do you want?"

The old lady thought for a minute and then said, "One that will fit a Camel!"

2007-06-08 00:10:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

When I meditate and Im deeply relaxed I see a pathway, at the end of the path is a cherry tree covered with cherries. I sit beneath the tree and someone is sitting next to me, they are on the phone. This ia all I can see what does it symbolise? I tried putting this question in dream interpretation but got no response. Can anyone help?

2007-06-08 00:08:43 · 18 answers · asked by Marilyn's Sister 3 in Polls & Surveys

Is anyone else mad as hell?
http://www.comcast.net/entertainment/index.jsp?fn=2007/06/08/232435.html&cvqh=itn_greys

2007-06-08 00:08:30 · 9 answers · asked by brinkmont 5 in Drama

he said here comes a heard of elephants
What did tarzan say when he seen a heard of elephants coming with sun glasses on





he didn't say anything because he reconize them


(sorry just reducing my violations for the day)

2007-06-08 00:04:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles