The council food hygeine inspector's secret visit to Alf's cafe for tea and a currant bun (On expenses) revealed Alf's horrible habit of wiping his nose on his sleeve before grabbing a bun and slinging it onto a plate and making sure the cup was clean by licking his finger and wiping it round inside the cup. Threatened with closure Alf considered some inprovements. When the inspector made his next visit, Alf explained his new routine. "All cakes are taken from the baker's tray with this pair of silver tongs and placed on the trolley. The cake of your choice is placed on your plate with these silver tongs." Alf said he was so hygeine conscious now that the string round his neck was in fact, attached to his penis and when he went to the lav his just pulled the string and the little fellow would pop out, untouched by human hands.. How did he tuck it back again? Easy, he used the silver tongs.
2007-06-08 00:21:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wasnt expecting that!! lol
hilarious.
xxx
2007-06-08 02:15:39 · answer #1 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm. suppose most men would like a pair of tongs around their manhood!!
2007-06-08 01:30:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yea good `1
2007-06-08 01:48:19 · answer #3 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Yes!
2007-06-08 00:24:45 · answer #4 · answered by proud walker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
High genes! good joke!
2007-06-08 00:25:08 · answer #5 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke
2007-06-08 02:36:14 · answer #6 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha
2007-06-08 00:47:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ! Luv it lol!
2007-06-08 00:28:44 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one...
2007-06-08 00:28:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no cheese cake for me thanks
2007-06-08 01:29:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋