Here I am spending a quiet afternoon on here, when I get a call from the other half asking me to put some washing on. What is that all about, do you women not realise it is tiring sat on your a...e all day ?
2007-06-08 00:15:36 · 29 answers · asked by Manc Lush 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
HAL I think you have a point, her boss is at lunch apparently, just wait till he gets back
2007-06-08 01:06:36 · update #1
She has made two mistakes here, firstly calling you in the middle of the afternoon when she should be working, i suggest you call her boss and inform him (and its obviously going to be a man) she has been making personal phone calls during working hours. Her second and more serious error, mistaking you for someone that does housework and having the bare faced cheek to ask you do some, cheeky lazy b*tch, I suggest a bit of gratuitous violence when she gets home, followed by her giving the house a good spring clean top to toe.
2007-06-08 00:52:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is just a suggestion. I think you should put some wash on for the other half, only due to the fact that we all need a little help sometimes. I would hate to have your screen name be a man w/no other half. Great weekend wishes to you.
2007-06-08 07:24:36 · answer #2 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if u do the washing now then ur chore for today is done n u will be in the missus good books... or u can put it off n put it off then forget then have her in a mood all weekend.. I know which one I would go for lol
2007-06-08 07:37:33 · answer #3 · answered by redlex261 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh totally unacceptable and inconsiderate of her!!
I mean the EFFORT required to put the clothes in the washing machine and press a button!!
Jeez the nerve of some women... expecting a man to get up of his **** to do that!!! tsk tsk!
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2007-06-08 07:35:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That son is a f.....ng liberty. I see looking at most of the other blokes answers (and the rest should be ashamed of themselves) that the world is still sane. Tell the lazy good for nothing b*tch to do it her f.....ng self. And add that you expect a good nosh for her cheeck.
2007-06-08 07:27:02 · answer #5 · answered by Dr Snatchfiddler 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't tell her you've got the day off i never do.
Play on the computer all morning then its of to the pub for me.
I will just say i finished early and went to see my dad!
For this plan to succeed it is vital that you do not tidy anything that includes the breakfast pots!
2007-06-08 07:21:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do as she asks. Set the washing machine as hot as it will go, and spin as fast as it will go. That'll make stuff *really* clean, and she'll never ask you to do it again.
If it's all white stuff, dont forget to add a red sock.
2007-06-08 07:18:33 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh come on! The washing machine does all the real work.
2007-06-08 07:18:52 · answer #8 · answered by winnerfull-1 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I really don't know whats in their minds! I get that too! It's so unfeeling of them, isn't it? lol. Have a good day.
2007-06-08 07:23:08 · answer #9 · answered by wheeliebin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Afternoons are not quiet anymore!
2007-06-08 07:19:55 · answer #10 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋