were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink."
They tried it, and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was outraged at the thought they may get away and told the female "lets swim after them and swallow them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him.
"Look," she said, "I went along with the blow- job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen.
2007-06-08 00:29:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hillarios hahahah witty joke
2007-06-08 00:33:39 · answer #1 · answered by ?Demon Child? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
D@mn, that was better than Dr. Evil's "submarine" joke!!!
You know, the one where he says, "Gentlemen! Welcome to my new underwater submarine lair. It's long and hard and full of Seamen...!!!"
2007-06-08 07:42:14 · answer #2 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
decent whale
2007-06-08 09:31:06 · answer #3 · answered by stone 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fluid humour: all at sea! (yes, good one!)
2007-06-08 07:34:28 · answer #4 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!great 10/10!!!
2007-06-08 08:05:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋