and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, so the old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke. Sort of a raincoat for her cigarette.
Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?"
The other old lady said, "It's a condom."
"A condom? Where do you get those?"
The lady with the cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy. When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms. The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old lady was interested in condoms, but he asked her, "What size do you want?"
The old lady thought for a minute and then said, "One that will fit a Camel!"
2007-06-08 00:10:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Honestly, That is the best joke ive heard that actually makes sense!Good job!
2007-06-08 00:38:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
2 funny
2007-06-08 00:13:58 · answer #2 · answered by sdlocal92109 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 11:43:29 · answer #3 · answered by maudlin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The humour is elephant size! No going up in smoke!
2007-06-08 00:15:00 · answer #4 · answered by swanjarvi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
I didn;t think good jokes could be made up in todays age
the human mind is astoding
2007-06-08 00:13:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your prolixity has given me the hump.
2007-06-08 00:18:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
much better than the last ones.
2007-06-08 00:19:20 · answer #7 · answered by ?Demon Child? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lol sooooo funny
2007-06-08 01:09:41 · answer #8 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
better than the last one...
2007-06-08 00:16:30 · answer #9 · answered by Would you plz shut the hell up ™ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahhahahahhaah..love to see the chemists face...shock horror..........................LOL
2007-06-08 00:27:00 · answer #10 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋