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These are old ones..but never mind!
Mickey Mouse's lawyer says " You can't divorce Minnie for having big teeth" Mickey replies "I didn't say she had big teeth, I said she was fuc*ing Goofy"!
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What's the difference between a slapper and a bowling ball? ...... nothing... they both get picked up, fingered and then banged down an alley!
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A woman goes into a dentist, takes off her knickers & sits in dentist chair with a leg on each arm. The dentist says "You've made a mistake madam. The gynacolgist is on the next floor"
"No mistake" she replies " Yesterday you fitted my husband with new dentures today I want u 2 take them out!"
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More to come
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2007-06-03
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