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These are old ones..but never mind!
Mickey Mouse's lawyer says " You can't divorce Minnie for having big teeth" Mickey replies "I didn't say she had big teeth, I said she was fuc*ing Goofy"!
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What's the difference between a slapper and a bowling ball? ...... nothing... they both get picked up, fingered and then banged down an alley!
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A woman goes into a dentist, takes off her knickers & sits in dentist chair with a leg on each arm. The dentist says "You've made a mistake madam. The gynacolgist is on the next floor"
"No mistake" she replies " Yesterday you fitted my husband with new dentures today I want u 2 take them out!"
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More to come
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2007-06-03 06:52:06 · 13 answers · asked by thumberlina 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
aw thanx,they cheered me up a little,having a bad day!x
2007-06-03 06:57:06 · answer #1 · answered by onlyme 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes. A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?" The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there
2007-06-03 06:54:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
A bloke is sitting in a pub when his mate walks in. His mate sits down and stretches his legs. The first guy notices that his friend has "L" and "R" on the bottom of his shoes and asks his friend why. His friend replies that the letters stand for "Left" and "Right" so that he knows which way to put them on. The first guy thinks for a short while and says "Well, that explains why my wife's knickers have a label in them saying C&A"......
2007-06-03 07:05:12 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good ones Thumberlina.!!!
10/10.!!!
Funny.
2007-06-03 07:50:46 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-06-03 09:21:42 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ha like these, old ones are good.
2007-06-03 06:55:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you ,Never heard them before.
2007-06-03 06:55:39 · answer #7 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-06-03 07:05:43 · answer #8 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nicee
2007-06-03 06:57:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those were great. thank you for the laugh.
2007-06-03 06:55:46 · answer #10 · answered by ♪♫viva la vida♫♪ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋