Entertainment & Music - 17 May 2007

A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the
bell. The wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No,
he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I
wait?" "No come in." They sit down and the friend
says "You know Sara, you have the greatest
breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred
bucks if I could just see one." Sara thinks about
this for a second and figures what the hell - a
hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one.
He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on
the table. They sit there a while longer and
Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see
the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks
if I could just see the both of them together."
Sara thinks about this and says what the hell
opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look.
Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on
the table then says he can't wait any longer for
Tony and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home
and his wife says "You know, your weird friend
Chris came over." Tony thinks about this for a
second and says "Well, did he drop off the 200
bucks he owes me?"

2007-05-17 19:07:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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How do you ask a guy if he likes you?

2007-05-17 19:06:56 · 10 answers · asked by ηєvєrmorє 6 in Polls & Surveys

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What do you think of Lindsay Lohan Dress?

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2007-05-17 19:06:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Can I get you something ??

While Im in the kitchen ?? =)

2007-05-17 19:05:34 · 26 answers · asked by That Girl 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Can I help you ??

2007-05-17 19:02:55 · 20 answers · asked by That Girl 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Was last week's episode of Ghost Whisperer (5-11-07) the season finale.?

I watched it but wasn't sure if that was the season fanale.

2007-05-17 19:02:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Drama

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If you were given a standing ovation?

what would it be for?

2007-05-17 19:02:24 · 10 answers · asked by re_nec_ 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Texas Midget With A Problem?

The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.

The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him.

The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the guy to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.

Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked him to cough again.

"Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip
on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

The man was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.

The doctor then told him to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.

The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.

The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"

The midget replied, "Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"

The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."

2007-05-17 19:01:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What happened between Betty and Henry on the Ugly Betty finale tonight?

I HAD to watch The Office and I missed Ugly Betty! What happened, especially between Henry and Betty?

So Amanda found out she's Fay's daughter.

Hilda finds out that Santos was presumably killed.

Daniel almost overdoses.

WHAT ELSE HAPPENED?!?!?!?!? Could someone give me a complete rundown beginning to end?

2007-05-17 18:59:11 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comedy

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Do you believe in the power of love?

2007-05-17 18:57:46 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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when you was a kid what were you afraid of?

2007-05-17 18:57:35 · 38 answers · asked by dee_ann 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you know what's up when your picture or avatar disappears and you just have a red x instead ?

2007-05-17 18:56:00 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have you thought of starting your own business (see link)?

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2007-05-17 18:53:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If your a?

Creep and I am a weirdo, what the heck are we doing here?

2007-05-17 18:51:59 · 18 answers · asked by Daughter of a Coma Guy 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Have you ever just not felt like yourself?

who did you feel like?
Sorry I'm feelin a little low tonight.

2007-05-17 18:38:54 · 7 answers · asked by 1sleepymama 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Rate yourself.........................in........................!!!!?

Looks

1.Pengeant winner
2.Beauty queen
3.very attractive
4.attractive
5.fair
6.Mirror cracking

Brain

1.IQ master
2.Genius
3.Nice brain
4.Brain still under devlopment
5 empty skull

My Identity
1.Rockstar of party
2.Stick alone
3.Stand somewhere in gang

Personality
1.Funny & cheesy
2.classy & glam
3.Natural & simple
4.still a mystery

I would luv to haer true responses.Hai answer truly , no one gonna konw your true identity.

If any category or word describing you missing,just jott it down PALS !

2007-05-17 18:38:24 · 38 answers · asked by Divya ~DiVinity Personified~ 1 in Polls & Surveys

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what is your favorite?

consipiracy theory?

(i have so many i like, but i think my fav is that J. Edgar Hoover had both John and Bobby Kennedy assassinated.)

2007-05-17 18:37:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you sometimes feel that "you cannot win for loosing"?

2007-05-17 18:34:38 · 7 answers · asked by ŋoir 3 in Polls & Surveys

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do you ever find yourself thinking?????

about people on here,even when your NOT on here?????

2007-05-17 18:32:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have I been rude to any of you?

Just curious why I got suspended and had to create a new account. What a hassle!

2007-05-17 18:32:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you think that all members on Yahoo Answers Members are all treated the same when it comes to violations?

2007-05-17 18:31:15 · 7 answers · asked by MissChatea 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Plz take My Survey?

Ok but anyway ya'll im going Sleep Good Night..God Bless

2007-05-17 18:30:26 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is your take on the following?

Oh, was macht das Kind so dünn, ins dippsche' 'rin?

Yeah, like I'm really expecting in excess of zero answers to this one.

2007-05-17 18:28:54 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What was the news Betty delivered to Hilda at the end of the season finale of "Ugly Betty"?

Was Ugly Betty telling Hilda that Santos had been killed in the store robbery?

2007-05-17 18:27:36 · 7 answers · asked by river85715 3 in Drama

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would it bother you if your significant other started using yahoo answers ?

does he/she already do that ? would you be busted ?

2007-05-17 18:25:47 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Has Victoria Principal had plastic surgery?

Am sitting here watching her on ET, and her face looks very youthful for a 57 year old woman. Albeit, it also looks very puffed and her smile just doesn't look right.

Is this the side effect of her skin care line?

2007-05-17 18:24:28 · 5 answers · asked by badboy 6 in Celebrities