The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.
The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him.
The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the guy to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.
Aha!" mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked him to cough again.
"Aha!" said the doctor once more, and reached for his surgical scissors. Snip-snip-snip-snip
on the right side... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The man was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.
The doctor then told him to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.
The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his boys were no longer aching.
The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"
The midget replied, "Perfect, Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"
The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots."
2007-05-17 19:01:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it!! LOL. LOL.
Hilarious!
2007-05-20 09:12:07 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i stay in texas! hehe gawsh why does he should be from texas!?!?!?! :[ ..then the midget screamed and went back to its proprietor and they bought him and went to walmart to purchase yet another midget totally testicall-ed and it become 1/2 off! **repeating circle**
2016-10-18 08:40:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bless his heart! That is still funny though!
2007-05-23 07:21:17 · answer #3 · answered by crystal g 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhaha.... my hick husband who is amused by midgets is going to love this one.
2007-05-17 19:18:26 · answer #4 · answered by lalalorin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. thats really hilarious.. cute
hahahahahahahahahaha
good one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-05-17 19:08:33 · answer #5 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That was mean, but still funny.
2007-05-22 13:26:34 · answer #6 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-23 18:46:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is not a question.
Im not answering it...
2007-05-17 19:05:01 · answer #8 · answered by Shezdogg 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
K LOL)
2007-05-17 19:11:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for this good one!!.. :]
2007-05-17 19:22:39 · answer #10 · answered by pUrpLe_fAiRy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋