A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the
bell. The wife answers. "Hi, is Tony home?" "No,
he went to the store." "Well, you mind if I
wait?" "No come in." They sit down and the friend
says "You know Sara, you have the greatest
breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred
bucks if I could just see one." Sara thinks about
this for a second and figures what the hell - a
hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one.
He promptly thanks her and throws a 100 bucks on
the table. They sit there a while longer and
Chris says "They are so beautiful I've got to see
the both of them. I'll give you another 100 bucks
if I could just see the both of them together."
Sara thinks about this and says what the hell
opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long look.
Chris thanks her and throws another 100 bucks on
the table then says he can't wait any longer for
Tony and leaves. A while later Tony arrives home
and his wife says "You know, your weird friend
Chris came over." Tony thinks about this for a
second and says "Well, did he drop off the 200
bucks he owes me?"
2007-05-17 19:07:17 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
have a star.
2007-05-17 20:01:49 · answer #1 · answered by john 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Owned
2007-05-18 02:13:37 · answer #2 · answered by Ed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't heard such a funny joke in a long time!
I needed a new joke to tell at dinner parties, so double thanks for the hearty LOL now and all the laughs to come! Definitely star material.
2007-05-18 02:46:25 · answer #3 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pwned
2007-05-18 17:22:41 · answer #4 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... some friend. only girls with a little humor in them could appreciate this one. don't try it on your mom, for instance.
2007-05-18 02:14:10 · answer #5 · answered by lalalorin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.. its quite funny
hahahahahahhahaha
good one.. thanx for the laugh
2007-05-18 02:16:08 · answer #6 · answered by PerFecT StrAngEr.. is back 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋