Entertainment & Music - 12 May 2007

Im not doin to well. My mom is in Florida, my dog is sick, my friedns are away and My phone dont work. We cant wacht tv cuz it satalight is down. I can olny play on yahoo! anwsers or I get in big trouble. Can I have a star cuz I not worth much and my hamster is going to die. I dont have any music and dont got no bike and Im olny ten. I want to make someones day and say,"Hey! What you doing today?" but All I can do it make two points at a time till thuesday! Can I plz have a star? Ill give u one too!!

2007-05-12 03:09:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Which would you wanna be doing right now?
Me I would be at the beach getting drunk then I would fall alseep..lol

2007-05-12 03:08:41 · 20 answers · asked by Green_Eyez:) 3 in Polls & Surveys

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly, "in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma just tellun my friend howa to spelling the mISSiSSippi"

2007-05-12 03:07:17 · 8 answers · asked by shams 2 in Jokes & Riddles

please =P

2007-05-12 03:06:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I know the character of my day. What are you listening to? What's making your day today?

http://zakcover.imeem.com/music/E7Ck7ucT/you_were_on_my_mind/

2007-05-12 03:04:20 · 9 answers · asked by Mikisew 6 in Polls & Surveys

is hannah montana really miley syrus or are they two separate people?

2007-05-12 03:03:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-05-12 03:02:35 · 21 answers · asked by PhoeniXoXoXoX 6 in Polls & Surveys

I play soccer tennis surfing swimming

2007-05-12 03:02:12 · 11 answers · asked by tom r 4 in Polls & Surveys

You know you should, dont forget!

2007-05-12 03:01:36 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think that Jaslene or Renee is going to win, probably Jaslene, with Natasha coming in third.

2007-05-12 03:00:51 · 8 answers · asked by lilwuteva 2 in Reality Television

To get into the " save paris from prison " thing - he has more important things to worry about.
I say WELL SAID ARNIE !
What say you.....?

2007-05-12 02:59:02 · 6 answers · asked by yahoobloo 6 in Polls & Surveys

Once you drink for so long...Because I swear drinks served at my senior breakfast had something in it.

2007-05-12 02:57:11 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-12 02:57:03 · 31 answers · asked by Eric Chua Yanshan Maynas 3 in Polls & Surveys

im at the age now where id like to get myself fit again,moto-x is old favourite sport i used to do when i was younger,this morning i was seriously considering buying another bike , but do you think being in my thirties ive left it to late ?

2007-05-12 02:56:49 · 37 answers · asked by leec 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-12 02:54:27 · 66 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-12 02:54:19 · 15 answers · asked by RIVER 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm half laying on the sofa

2007-05-12 02:54:14 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

did you catch it?

2007-05-12 02:52:46 · 25 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-12 02:52:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://204.157.1.121/~n/news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/6483897.stm.htm

2007-05-12 02:51:53 · 11 answers · asked by blxtwx 1 in Comics & Animation

between dirty diappys and other stuff; i average about 10

2007-05-12 02:50:15 · 19 answers · asked by SweetieGoat 4 in Polls & Surveys

why will it not play video`s

2007-05-12 02:49:36 · 9 answers · asked by blackstuffguiness 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-12 02:48:49 · 16 answers · asked by ♥beautyfly♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-12 02:47:17 · 38 answers · asked by Closed 7 in Polls & Surveys

and a waffle? Maybe a hug to start off the day?

2007-05-12 02:45:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hi.
I have a very small nose stud. It has been a white opal for the last few years, but it's time for a change. What stones do you like and think would be good? My coloring is exactly like my avatar. I'm open to opinions.
I do have the kind that I don't take out (I let them do it at the shop) so it's with me everyday.
Thanks for ideas!

2007-05-12 02:44:42 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-12 02:43:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Warning: anwering this question may cause rash and/or diarrhoea.

2007-05-12 02:43:17 · 13 answers · asked by M3 3 in Polls & Surveys

One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for.

The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to fall over sideways in her chair.

Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.

Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. They ask, "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you good?"

"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart!"

2007-05-12 02:43:05 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

thinks he still nineteen , ive just been out for a play on an off road bike,now i ache all over

2007-05-12 02:41:55 · 28 answers · asked by leec 3 in Polls & Surveys