One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she will be well cared for.
The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
She seems OK, but after a while she slowly starts to fall over sideways in her chair.
Two attentive nurses immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK, but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.
Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home. They ask, "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you good?"
"It's pretty nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart!"
2007-05-12 02:43:05 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahah!!! HEHEHEHEHEHE!!! LMAO!!! very funny!!! and true!!! lol star!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-12 02:51:55 · answer #1 · answered by Irish Lady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha!!
Love that one!
I'll tell it to the kids when they come in - they'll love it too!
Rob C and Gilly need to lighten up!! Rob C is full of verbal diarrhoea and Gilly seem constipated!
2007-05-12 04:59:14 · answer #2 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-05-12 02:57:55 · answer #3 · answered by Ms.T.Rios 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought It was great! I think Gilly just needs to fart!
2007-05-12 02:47:40 · answer #4 · answered by Ultimate Guitar Hero! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha LOL Good One Oh No I Can't Stop Laughing Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
2007-05-12 02:47:57 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
:-D
I think that this was one of the first fart jokes my dad ever told me!
Still makes me laugh today
2007-05-12 02:48:33 · answer #6 · answered by AmyV 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one 10/10 lmao
2007-05-12 04:43:10 · answer #7 · answered by mad as a brush 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an oldie but a goodie.
2007-05-12 04:34:35 · answer #8 · answered by WAYNE H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old but funny.
2007-05-12 02:48:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny! I have heard that one before and every time i do hear it, it makes me laugh! thanks for the early morning laugh!
2007-05-12 02:48:07 · answer #10 · answered by kaitlyn 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL have a star
2007-05-12 02:52:55 · answer #11 · answered by sunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋