A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly, "in this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma just tellun my friend howa to spelling the mISSiSSippi"
2007-05-12 03:07:17 · 8 answers · asked by shams 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
love it made me laugh today.
2007-05-12 06:17:12 · answer #1 · answered by rebelady28379 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2017-01-09 17:23:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damnn haha hav a star
2007-05-12 03:36:06 · answer #3 · answered by sunny 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i gave u the 4th star and that was a funny joke!
2007-05-12 04:05:14 · answer #4 · answered by Loved 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thats one fun way to learn to spell MISSISSIPPI. lol and lol some more!
2007-05-12 03:56:58 · answer #5 · answered by legendfang 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmfao hahahahhahahhahahha
wht a joke
2007-05-12 03:12:44 · answer #6 · answered by blabla 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-05-12 05:09:44 · answer #7 · answered by coolio 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilarity!!! gotta luv italians
2007-05-12 04:25:03 · answer #8 · answered by flatteredwu 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋