Entertainment & Music - 11 May 2007

Joke: Indian Telephone Operator

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The Manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Manager, I am ready."

The Manager said, "Go ahead."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him.

*I just copied this joke.... No offense to Indians :) peace:)

2007-05-11 20:33:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Would you hold me while I watch a scary movie?

I don't usually ask for me, but.....yeah.....

2007-05-11 20:33:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Sppon.........?

Can an1 tell me why at front of the spoon we see our face upside down and on the back portion of the spoon, our face right or regular !!! ?????????

2007-05-11 20:31:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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do you think it is possible to love someone to death...?

I just love GWB and AB!!!

2007-05-11 20:30:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's a bitter pill for you....???

to swallow?

2007-05-11 20:25:41 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you know the first name of any or all of these fictional sleuths or television detectives?

1. Kojak
2. Magnum, P.I.
3. Mannix
4. Serpico
5. Capt. Furillo
6. Miss Marple
7. Matlock
8. & 9. Starsky & Hutch
10. Baretta
11. Cannon
12. Fish

2007-05-11 20:23:10 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Entertainment & Music - 11 May 2007

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