Entertainment & Music - 3 May 2007

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Blond joke?

A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So
she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She
carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes
out two cardboard cutout men, unfolds them and stands them at
the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are wearing trench coats exposing
their nude bodies to approaching drivers!

Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.

It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer,
clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"

"My car broke down, Officer," says the woman, matter-of-factly.

"What the h_ell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing
here beside the road?" shouts the angry Officer.
"HellllloOOooo," taunts the blond e. "Those are my emergency flashers!"

2007-05-03 19:59:00 · 11 answers · asked by melygoni 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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I'm trying to write a lymeric, what rhymes with Rudy?

2007-05-03 19:58:29 · 13 answers · asked by Rudy 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you enjoy your job?

2007-05-03 19:57:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Top 5 movies?

Any...from romance to action

2007-05-03 19:57:26 · 6 answers · asked by Stef J 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Who is your favorite character from Star Trek : The Next Generation ?

2007-05-03 19:50:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Has any ones answer to someone elses question ever motivated or affected you in your own life?

2007-05-03 19:47:57 · 10 answers · asked by Papa 7 in Polls & Surveys

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How long have you gone without asking a question on Yahoo! Answers?

2007-05-03 19:46:46 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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How am I a?

How am I a superhuman?

2007-05-03 19:46:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Can you escape the magic of "Lunchlady Land"??

I got the spatula, just do what you're told!

2007-05-03 19:46:08 · 4 answers · asked by BullPit ! 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Is a kiss any indication that the kisser is really good in bed?

2007-05-03 19:45:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Should a woman...?

ask permission from men before taking her young son to the men's room?

2007-05-03 19:43:04 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Corn Dogs or Sloppy Joes?

I'm back with another weird little question. I bet you will be eating your choice very soon....Enjoy!

2007-05-03 19:42:36 · 13 answers · asked by BullPit ! 4 in Polls & Surveys

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have you used your head other than thinking?

2007-05-03 19:39:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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LOL:) I like you?

True i do ...

2007-05-03 19:39:42 · 23 answers · asked by Lorina 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Which of these things make you even more confused ?

Can be more than one..>=)
1.the opposite sex
2.rubik cubes
3.instruction manuals
4.math or numbers
5.shoe laces
6.P&S users (*you are here)
7.maps
8.traffic signs or signals
9.your own curiosity
10.questions like this one
Oh,and thanks!>=)

2007-05-03 19:38:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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would georgia rule?

2007-05-03 19:38:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you ever feel your rotating to the right......?

and the rest of the world is rotating left?

2007-05-03 19:37:05 · 4 answers · asked by re_nec_ 4 in Polls & Surveys

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At which supermarket do you shop at for groceries?

I shop at Asda, which is a British supermarket, owned by Wal-Mart?

2007-05-03 19:36:24 · 20 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What was your first car?

I got a 1990 Honda Prelude, fast little car that got me around until i went to fast over some railroad tracks and cracked my trnny, lol.

2007-05-03 19:35:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which band you think is better...The Beatles or Led Zeppelin?

2007-05-03 19:33:00 · 15 answers · asked by Fred K 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you prefer the name Christian Devil's Advocates or Heaven's Devil's Advocates?

2007-05-03 19:32:25 · 9 answers · asked by puma 1 in Polls & Surveys

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how high can you count? i once made it?

all the way to 53! i was so proud of myself!

2007-05-03 19:31:44 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what restroom should men take their daughters to?

i was waiting in line for a public restroom and a man came running witha 3 or 4 year old little girl he was about to go to the mens room but the little girl freaked out and wanted to go to the womens and all the ladies just told him to go to the womens. he went in and things wer fine but has any father or male had this problem? usally women take thei sons in the women bathroom (somtimes i think the boys are to old) but we dont have this. so were is a dad to go?

2007-05-03 19:30:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is it just me, or is American Idol the most stupid over rated annoying show in the history of television?

Due to yahoo restrictive policies, I am unable to use my very most desired creative foul language ever creatively devised, I will simply state that American Idol is pathetic. In addition, I feel as if I am in a Twilight Zone episode when people talk about how much they actually like that show.

2007-05-03 19:30:43 · 17 answers · asked by koala_tee02 2 in Television

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if you're given a chance to create your own future,how would it be?

2007-05-03 19:30:23 · 16 answers · asked by bobby 3 in Polls & Surveys

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If your mum came to you and confessed to..........?

having carried on an affair for years and she wasn't sure you were your father's (the person you know as you father ) child would you forgive or would you never speak to her again.?

2007-05-03 19:28:06 · 26 answers · asked by Jim M 4 in Polls & Surveys

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