A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So
she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She
carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes
out two cardboard cutout men, unfolds them and stands them at
the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are wearing trench coats exposing
their nude bodies to approaching drivers!
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up.
It wasn't very long before a police car arrives. The Officer,
clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
"My car broke down, Officer," says the woman, matter-of-factly.
"What the h_ell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing
here beside the road?" shouts the angry Officer.
"HellllloOOooo," taunts the blond e. "Those are my emergency flashers!"
2007-05-03 19:59:00 · 11 answers · asked by melygoni 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you for the laugh! And You get a star!
2007-05-03 20:05:02 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Instantkarma♥♫ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Here are some more for your collection:
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
· -she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
· -she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
· -she thought a quarterback was a refund.
· -she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
· -she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
· -she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
· -she thought General Motors was in the army.
· -she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
· -she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
· -under "education" on her job application, she put
"Hooked On Phonics."
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
· -she tripped over a cordless phone.
· -she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can
because it said "concentrate."
· -she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and
"DON'T WALK."
· -at the bottom of the application where it says "sign
here," she put "Sagittarius."
· -she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
· -she studied for a blood test.
· -she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
· -she sold the car for gas money!
· -when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice
instead.
· -when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said
"Airport Left," she turned around and went home.
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
· -when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the
home, she moved.
· -she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
· -if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
· -she thought that she could not use her AM radio in the
evening.
· -she had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought
stood for "**** Go In Front."
· -she thought Grape Nuts was a venereal disease
My personal favourites:
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde:
- if she had an ounce of brains in her head she would fall over, top-heavy!
- she was as useless as a hip pocket in a singlet.
- that if stupid was music, she would be a brass band.
2007-05-04 04:34:44 · answer #2 · answered by helene m 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yea those are the people i'd like to knockout
2007-05-03 20:03:16 · answer #3 · answered by B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that would be so funny to see!
2007-05-03 20:03:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny I forgot to laugh.Har..... har.
2007-05-03 20:03:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
har har har
2007-05-03 20:18:09 · answer #6 · answered by Snake 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was cute lol.
2007-05-03 20:02:09 · answer #7 · answered by Joi S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ho ho ho ha ha ha 9/10
2007-05-03 22:03:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was ok
2007-05-03 20:05:14 · answer #9 · answered by shawn b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
typical........but funny
2007-05-03 20:03:22 · answer #10 · answered by Allen M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋