Entertainment & Music - 3 May 2007

Do I want to hear that?

2007-05-03 18:39:01 · 7 answers · asked by PartyTime 5 in Polls & Surveys

What toppings do you guys want?

2007-05-03 18:38:40 · 23 answers · asked by re_nec_ 4 in Polls & Surveys

A U.S. Customs agent and her dog are on a plane. After it takes off, the agent turns to the dog and commands, “Sniff.”

The K-9 trots down the aisle and sits next to a teenager. It then returns to the woman and puts one paw on her arm.

“Is that dog checking for drugs?” asks a man sitting beside her.

“Yes he is. He just found someone carrying marijuana,” she explains. “We’ll arrest him upon arrival.”

“Wow!” replies the man.

She again commands the dog to sniff. It trots back down the aisle and moments later races back and craps all over the place.

“What happened?” yells the man.

The agent screams, “He just found a bomb!”

2007-05-03 18:38:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Are you one of them?

2007-05-03 18:38:21 · 24 answers · asked by Yellowstonedogs 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-03 18:37:06 · 26 answers · asked by D. 3 in Polls & Surveys

with a basket of goodies and discovered a big, bad, wolf in her bed what would you do?

2007-05-03 18:36:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-03 18:35:33 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You now regret saying

2007-05-03 18:35:04 · 20 answers · asked by Yellowstonedogs 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-03 18:34:59 · 4 answers · asked by Carl 7 in Polls & Surveys

So they say the best things in life are free right? Well, Can someone name them and if you do, I'll give you 10 pts for the best answer chosen.

2007-05-03 18:34:58 · 6 answers · asked by Fancy L 2 in Polls & Surveys

One hot summers day
two tramps were walking down a country lane.one turns to the other and asks him have you 5h-t yourself cos i can smell 5h-t very strong,no replies the second one i have not,,walking on for a few miles further he stops again,and says phooo that smell is following us, are you sure you havent 5h-t yourself,bloody hell man no i havent,ok he says just drop your trousers and proove it to me,and sure enough when he drops his trousers there it is,,5h-t all the way down his legs,,and even going up his back,he says i thought you said you had,nt 5h-t yourself,,he replies yes but i thought you meant today,,

2007-05-03 18:34:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-03 18:34:19 · 12 answers · asked by Carl 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-03 18:33:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

OMG Becky LOOK at her BUTT!

2007-05-03 18:33:30 · 5 answers · asked by Veruca Salt 6 in Polls & Surveys

grrrreat song! weeeeeeeee imumumawayyyy

2007-05-03 18:33:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in R&B & Soul

I don't know the words to any!

2007-05-03 18:33:07 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lyrics

what's the answer?

2007-05-03 18:31:15 · 28 answers · asked by EvelynMine 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-03 18:30:54 · 29 answers · asked by PartyTime 5 in Polls & Surveys

well the only part i know is "when i look at u wanting 2 f**k u ya
somthing something youll look better in eye liner ya"

2007-05-03 18:29:54 · 2 answers · asked by Brenda V 1 in Music

2007-05-03 18:29:54 · 40 answers · asked by Freesumpin 7 in Celebrities

My Pickle Poem to Pappaw
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It ain't the pickles.

It's just the juice.

I hold on.

I can't turn loose.

It don't mean nuthin'

'Cept to me and you.

But now you're gone

And I'm holdin' on.

I've got my pickle.

I've got your juice,

But all alone---

What's the use?

I cry like rain

As I pour it down the drain.



11-20-01

MAINTRAIN

I wrote this poem the year Pappaw died. He died in August and this was the first time I finished a pickle jar without Pappaw here to drink the juice. Man, it's been FIVE years!

2007-05-03 18:29:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I love Salsa and I love to cook...help me make the best salsa ever!!

2007-05-03 18:28:34 · 8 answers · asked by Lin B 3 in Polls & Surveys

on Maury or Jerry? Have fun with your answer

2007-05-03 18:27:39 · 17 answers · asked by Stormy 5 in Polls & Surveys

I nid SoNG And CoLOr For FAshiOn Or FasHoNIsTa GurL....

2007-05-03 18:27:16 · 7 answers · asked by ' ' ' ' CrAzY nA 1 in Polls & Surveys

To one person - Kathryne McKennon...when we get things worked out with your situation and mine will you marry me?

2007-05-03 18:26:56 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for summer? Festivals, corn on the cob and down home fun

2007-05-03 18:25:58 · 26 answers · asked by Stormy 5 in Polls & Surveys

Watch out for ack ack!

2007-05-03 18:24:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Color Outside The Lines
Spoken:

You can do what society dictates
And live how it confines.
Or you can color outside the lines.
You can color outside the lines.

Reflections of the past.
Another place,
Another time.
When the life
You live was banned.
But you're too young to remember that.

Deep in the Heart of Dixie
An old black man
Was sitting on a bus bench
Outside the Greyhound.
He's got nowhere to go,
But he was wearing his Sunday Suit!
I walk by and say to him
"Hey Old Man, You look nice!
Can I take your picture?"
He nods and smiles,
But the picture never comes out.
That makes me wonder
About the old man's dreams.
Did he ever dream
Of having coffee
With a girl like me
Inside that bus station?
Where was he in '65?
Did he march in Selma?
Or did he get involved?
Or was he left behind?

Reflections of the past.
Another place,
Another time.
When the life
You live was banned.
Are you too young to remember that?

You've got it lucky.
You've got it easy.
You can belly up
To a lunch counter
And "Will there be fries with that?"
Prob---lee.

I thank that old black man
Or some old man for
The fight for the right
To color outside the lines.

You can do what society dictates
And live how it confines.
Or you can color outside the lines.
You can color outside the lines.

You don't have to do
What other people tell you to.
You can broaden their horizons.
You can expand their narrow minds.
And you can color outside the lines.

2007-05-03 18:24:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and what are you bringing ? I've got chips & dip and chicken wings....

2007-05-03 18:23:41 · 7 answers · asked by Blinky 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-03 18:22:18 · 13 answers · asked by Papa 7 in Polls & Surveys