A U.S. Customs agent and her dog are on a plane. After it takes off, the agent turns to the dog and commands, “Sniff.”
The K-9 trots down the aisle and sits next to a teenager. It then returns to the woman and puts one paw on her arm.
“Is that dog checking for drugs?” asks a man sitting beside her.
“Yes he is. He just found someone carrying marijuana,” she explains. “We’ll arrest him upon arrival.”
“Wow!” replies the man.
She again commands the dog to sniff. It trots back down the aisle and moments later races back and craps all over the place.
“What happened?” yells the man.
The agent screams, “He just found a bomb!”
2007-05-03 18:38:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao
2007-05-03 18:42:15 · answer #1 · answered by Conan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-05-04 01:51:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats a five pinter.
1 pint = v v funny
5 pint's = ha ha
10 pint's = shut the f#@k up
Keep up the good jokes though, it's nice to be able to make people laugh.
2007-05-04 01:50:53 · answer #3 · answered by Tooly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now I like that one. 20/10
2007-05-04 02:02:58 · answer #4 · answered by Honey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Considering the level of shite going about because of the news I love the idea of Joking about this Brilliant.....
2007-05-04 01:52:26 · answer #5 · answered by Jim M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny as I will be flying tomorrow for the first time.
2007-05-04 01:58:50 · answer #6 · answered by Magic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cutie
thanks for a sweet chucle
2007-05-04 02:03:52 · answer #7 · answered by kathie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep This one is funny !
2007-05-04 01:42:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-05-04 01:42:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-04 05:03:32 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋