Entertainment & Music - 2 May 2007

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A little boy comes home from school and tells his father that his homework assignment is to find out the difference between “potentially” and “realistically.”

“Easy,” says his father. “First, ask Mom if she’d sleep with the mailman for a million dollars.”

The boy runs off, then comes back and says, “She said yes.”

“Now go ask your sister the same question,” advises the father.

Again the boy runs off, and again he comes back and says, “She said yes.”

“So, potentially, we’re sitting on two million dollars,” replies the father. “But, realistically, we’re living with a pair of whores.”

for the two funniest videos that I've ever seen go to youtube and search for "spiders on drugs" and "knock knock" tell me what you think. I'm going for stars here

2007-05-02 11:55:14 · 4 answers · asked by shotgunsherriffs 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-02 11:53:43 · 15 answers · asked by ɫɦɾouɡɦ ɫɦɛ ɛɣɛʂ oʄ ɫɦɛ ɑvɛɴɢɛd 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-02 11:53:28 · 11 answers · asked by El Sexy Version de Seth Rogen 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-02 11:50:18 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just a quick hi please..I am going to copy and send this to them. Alda

This does not go under politics as it is a P&S because I think we have great people on here and I want to see and show how many answer and because it is NOT a political statement...simply a thank you. (you can answer and when it closes send it to people you know in the military also..I am sending them the link).

2007-05-02 11:50:08 · 15 answers · asked by ஐAldaஐ 6 in Polls & Surveys

mine is 8% and 91%

last time i checked, that was 99%

look on the bar graph on ur profile if you have absolutley no idea what im talking about.

2007-05-02 11:49:56 · 20 answers · asked by <3pirate 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-02 11:48:49 · 45 answers · asked by El Sexy Version de Seth Rogen 3 in Polls & Surveys

i forgot

2007-05-02 11:48:41 · 37 answers · asked by Casey 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-02 11:47:21 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i dont know because so many of u know me as this avatar.help!No or yes?I mean face and all.maybe not clothes.

2007-05-02 11:47:00 · 25 answers · asked by Tiffany :] 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-02 11:46:18 · 40 answers · asked by G-Uniter 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-02 11:42:54 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-02 11:42:40 · 21 answers · asked by El Sexy Version de Seth Rogen 3 in Polls & Surveys

cannae be bothered joinin the army just to find out the answer to their riddle so i'll post it to you guys instead.

you find yourself at a bridge that you know will be compromised in 17 minutes. you have a torch and three dependants/evacuees.
the bridge can only take two people at any one time.
its night time and you need a torch to cross the bridge.
you only have one torch.
it will take you 1 minute to cross the bridge.
it will take evacuee #1 2 minutes to cross the bridge.
it will take evacuee #2 5 minutes to cross the bridge.
it will take evacuee #3 10 minutes to cross the bridge.
how do you all get across within the alloted time?

actually to be fair this isn't exactly how the question was asked. originally they allowed the possibility of sacrificing a member of the group for the benefit of the others.

get to it soldier.

2007-05-02 11:41:50 · 8 answers · asked by play_doh_dude 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-05-02 11:40:58 · 32 answers · asked by fancyfelines87 3 in Polls & Surveys

yet the trillions the elites award each other in bonuses pass by with no affect ,is there an onomilly there
and for the spelling freakes answer the question dont reveal your igno-rants in comment on spelling yet no relie.

2007-05-02 11:40:24 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

glass half empty or halfway full?

2007-05-02 11:40:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What do you like more?

2007-05-02 11:39:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and asks for five whiskeys. The bar tender asks "rough day?"
And the guy replies "yea, i just found out my brother was gay"

The next day the same guy walks into the bar and asks for 10 whiskeys. The bar tender says " another rough day?"
The guy replies "yea i just found out my father was gay"

The next day the same guys walks into the bar and asks for 20 whiskeys. The bar tender asks "DOES ANYONE IN YOUR FAMILY LIKE WOMEN?!"
and the guy replies "yea my wife..."

2007-05-02 11:39:08 · 21 answers · asked by Hiraganababi 1 in Jokes & Riddles

omfg..........this is soo not right......but it's still funny!!!!!!!! roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!! It's really tacky but it's still kinda funny! :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cetkezoUlt4

2007-05-02 11:38:37 · 11 answers · asked by ♥♥ Hello Kitty ♥♥ 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Some of them were even halfway intelligent!

:(

2007-05-02 11:36:52 · 5 answers · asked by yumyum 6 in Polls & Surveys

for those sinners who haven't read or don't abide by the community guidlelines?

:-p

2007-05-02 11:35:40 · 14 answers · asked by yumyum 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have to have two songs for a prayer service in my religion class at school. They have to fit the theme "making a change". I need songs about making a good change in your life or change in the world. I'd like them to be kind of well known music and artists...preferably not religious songs. Thanks.

2007-05-02 11:35:25 · 11 answers · asked by Chili_15 3 in Music

-Cigar
-Cigarette
-or a person's fart?

2007-05-02 11:34:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

hey can you guys please tell me what Elvis's songs were about.. i need this for my music project

2007-05-02 11:33:52 · 10 answers · asked by flaming dragon 2 in Music

One of my friends have been sleeping on the floor for over a year.

2007-05-02 11:32:37 · 95 answers · asked by El Sexy Version de Seth Rogen 3 in Polls & Surveys

When she went back after doing Sun's ultrasound, she went to record something for Ben and mentioned Kate or rather said her last name. And since she's been getting busy with Sawyer, wouldn't it be likely she'd be pregnant? I mean, do they have condoms in the island? Oh, and in the previews she says to Jack that they should tell Kate something.

Thanks! And remember Lost on tonight!

2007-05-02 11:31:02 · 6 answers · asked by naca101 2 in Television

2007-05-02 11:30:55 · 13 answers · asked by sherrell j 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-05-02 11:30:23 · 4 answers · asked by curiousinitaly<3 1 in Television

2007-05-02 11:30:22 · 22 answers · asked by sarahmoose2000 5 in Polls & Surveys