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A little boy comes home from school and tells his father that his homework assignment is to find out the difference between “potentially” and “realistically.”
“Easy,” says his father. “First, ask Mom if she’d sleep with the mailman for a million dollars.”
The boy runs off, then comes back and says, “She said yes.”
“Now go ask your sister the same question,” advises the father.
Again the boy runs off, and again he comes back and says, “She said yes.”
“So, potentially, we’re sitting on two million dollars,” replies the father. “But, realistically, we’re living with a pair of whores.”
for the two funniest videos that I've ever seen go to youtube and search for "spiders on drugs" and "knock knock" tell me what you think. I'm going for stars here
2007-05-02 11:55:14 · 4 answers · asked by shotgunsherriffs 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
video was great, joke was too funny made me lmao . keep them coming and heres your star, well deserved
2007-05-02 15:38:39 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao at the joke too funny ill give you a star
2007-05-02 19:02:38 · answer #2 · answered by lita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke was pretty good! I guess I'll star it. *
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2007-05-02 19:04:30 · answer #3 · answered by twixette 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW.....good one!
2007-05-02 19:05:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋