Entertainment & Music - 28 April 2007

Men are like....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

Men are like....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

Men are like....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like....Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are!

2007-04-28 06:02:32 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

does that mean they disagree with sperm banks also? after all it does bring new life, right? x

2007-04-28 06:01:58 · 20 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Polls & Surveys

I want to start reading some good books so .. um can ypu please tell me in your veiws the best books you have read .. i like , fiction , romance, thriller ...

2007-04-28 06:01:41 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

they are already stale!

2007-04-28 06:01:22 · 17 answers · asked by GleN 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 06:01:21 · 17 answers · asked by Scarlett 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 06:01:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 05:56:54 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

mine is:
its nice to be important but more important to be nice

2007-04-28 05:56:42 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 05:55:26 · 19 answers · asked by ♥fungirl♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 05:54:45 · 25 answers · asked by GleN 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 05:54:25 · 17 answers · asked by D.W 6 in Movies

2007-04-28 05:53:12 · 9 answers · asked by asmikeocsit 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 05:53:10 · 40 answers · asked by Scarlett 3 in Polls & Surveys

that you wish you could take back?

Yes I was naked man!

2007-04-28 05:53:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 05:51:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 05:50:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I am looking for a song to set to a video montage of my twins' first year.. I am looking for suggestions..please help :) song that I use gets the 10 pts.

2007-04-28 05:49:31 · 7 answers · asked by ? 4 in Music

2007-04-28 05:49:26 · 6 answers · asked by Vanessa S 1 in Movies

2007-04-28 05:49:00 · 21 answers · asked by Luch d 3 in Polls & Surveys

Superman or Batman....and why?

2007-04-28 05:48:45 · 8 answers · asked by Cinna 4 in Celebrities

i just brought some today at walmart and i think they are really cute u dont need to pierce your earrings and i was just wondering how many of yall like them

2007-04-28 05:48:16 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 05:48:05 · 7 answers · asked by EvelynMine 7 in Polls & Surveys

That old redhead, Miss Kitty Russell ? ... http://www.triviatribute.com/images4/amandablake3.jpg
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The new kid in town....Miss Sunshine MacGillicutty? ( Matt's little silly filly from Virginny?)

I will post added details in FIVE MINUTES....hang on!!

2007-04-28 05:45:17 · 13 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 05:43:52 · 18 answers · asked by CharlieChan 2 in Polls & Surveys

when you see a nice looking female, or one that's dressed leaving nothing to the imagination, but not a slapper, what are your thoughts. And if your walking with your other half do you still look? Many thanks to all who reply.

2007-04-28 05:43:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 05:41:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-04-28 05:41:47 · 59 answers · asked by Sydney Paws 6 in Polls & Surveys

do u think America Ferrer is pretty? I think she is ugly

2007-04-28 05:41:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 05:41:14 · 10 answers · asked by sufersharky 1 in Celebrities

2007-04-28 05:40:16 · 15 answers · asked by Scarlett 3 in Polls & Surveys