Entertainment & Music - 28 April 2007

2007-04-28 07:05:43 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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2007-04-28 07:05:35 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 07:05:24 · 14 answers · asked by caitlin_13003 1 in Celebrities

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."
The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

2007-04-28 07:05:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A man and his wife were spending a day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape section, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.
Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet, he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.
The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead.
Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did this and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.
"Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips.
Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.
"Now tell him you have a headache."

2007-04-28 07:02:21 · 9 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I do because its a lot less dangerous for a man if his car breaks down than it is for a woman. There are all kinds of mean people out there that prey on innocent women. In addition men are stronger and more likely have more knowledge to fix a car if it breaks down.

2007-04-28 06:57:55 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who would win a match out of Mandy and Stewie?

2007-04-28 06:56:55 · 8 answers · asked by dangelo h 5 in Comics & Animation

I'm new

2007-04-28 06:56:38 · 6 answers · asked by ♥ NeVaR ♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

Lol! @ Mirna always saying "my friend"!

2007-04-28 06:56:28 · 4 answers · asked by UVRay 6 in Television

Who thinks that Fred Fredburger is more annoying then Billy.

2007-04-28 06:55:27 · 3 answers · asked by dangelo h 5 in Comics & Animation

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."

2007-04-28 06:53:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Can anyone tell me the name of the singer or name of the song. It is a country song by a male country music singer. He had one quite big hit before he put out the song I'm trying to locate. The song I'm trying to locate has a youngest son returning to see his mother who always spoke well of him and who has now died?

Thank you.

2007-04-28 06:53:08 · 5 answers · asked by Gordon P 1 in Music

I am a big fan, the list would be too long, so if you are curious i "think" i enabled the email me feature on this site :). But seeing as i am asking the question i want to know how the people on yahoo answers like their music's :)

Also i like some thrash and doomy stuff, even some black and death. And some classical, but i dont think that the people on this answer will like this too much, haha.

Thankyou very much for your answers, in advance.

2007-04-28 06:51:32 · 2 answers · asked by Eidur Lundström - Norse Follower 1 in Music

Claire Danes's smiling teeth:
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Jessica Alba's smiling teeth:
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2007-04-28 06:50:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-28 06:49:00 · 22 answers · asked by Little Miss Pineapple 6 in Polls & Surveys

I don't believe any women should be able to smoke before menopause because I believe they need to take extremely good care of their bodies since they are the ones that are able to have babies. Sure, I know there are some women who can't get pregnant at all but those are in the minority and it would be a lot easier to enforce the law if it applied to all of them. Besides, those women don't need to be smoking either because it sets a bad example for the women who can get pregnant.

2007-04-28 06:47:09 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...And thought to yourself, 'Man, isn't that The Sound that new bands (and a few pop stars too) are still trying to emulate (20 years on)?'

Of course, I'm referring very specifically to the signature sound of 'Mutt' Lange's production.

2007-04-28 06:46:49 · 9 answers · asked by Yahoo user 4 in Music

in my case i think it's the way i look at life.

2007-04-28 06:46:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

2007-04-28 06:46:32 · 20 answers · asked by Laughing Out Loud 1 in Jokes & Riddles

i really love them and injoyed watching them when i was younger and i cant remember the songs they use to sing in there movie's can you tell me some of them! thanks so much! i already got
macarena
their theme song
all i want for christmas is my two front teeth
and i'm too sexy!
got anymore!? LOL!

2007-04-28 06:39:41 · 9 answers · asked by Pink 6 in Music

2007-04-28 06:34:49 · 13 answers · asked by Bablu 1 in Celebrities

2007-04-28 06:33:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

What's it like in KY?

2007-04-28 06:31:55 · 13 answers · asked by YourMom 4 in Polls & Surveys

hunts or heinz, chocalote or vanilla, apples or oranges,

2007-04-28 06:31:48 · 24 answers · asked by ridingthelondoneeye 2 in Other - Entertainment

2007-04-28 06:30:24 · 4 answers · asked by Jo Jo 1 in Celebrities

I realize that he does this for attention,but I for one,am sick of his rude a$$.......

2007-04-28 06:30:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A Quiz

2007-04-28 06:29:18 · 4 answers · asked by question001 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-28 06:29:09 · 5 answers · asked by so sick of being broke 2 in Celebrities

did she have a sex change? or not?

2007-04-28 06:28:18 · 10 answers · asked by Meeee <3 2 in Celebrities

2007-04-28 06:27:43 · 3 answers · asked by da_cris193 3 in Music