There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."
2007-04-28 06:53:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Please star, if you think is deserves one. Many thanks.
2007-04-28 06:54:33 · update #1
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!
2007-04-28 06:58:49 · answer #1 · answered by Barbie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
10/10 + your star!
Keep the jokes coming!!!!
2007-04-28 11:26:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am 11 and I got that :D
2007-04-28 07:03:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good star 4 u lol
2007-04-28 08:10:37 · answer #4 · answered by sharon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved it 10/10 i didnt see that coming
2007-04-28 07:20:03 · answer #5 · answered by lou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely many
2007-04-28 09:10:39 · answer #6 · answered by I Tisi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one Honey.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-04-28 08:45:14 · answer #7 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! 10!
2007-04-28 13:08:45 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i liked it , my husband didnt get it though
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2007-04-28 07:42:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha!! That's your best one today!!! Like it!!
2007-04-29 03:20:18 · answer #10 · answered by sammi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry no star """" trufull, (the joke does not work)
2007-04-28 07:01:41 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋