A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off."
The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"
2007-04-28 07:05:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO
Love It,
star for you,
10/10 *
2007-04-28 07:09:09 · answer #1 · answered by BLING 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-04-28 14:12:44 · answer #2 · answered by pups 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AWESOME !!! I am going to have to cut and paste to to save
your jokes I have friends that send me jokes all the time I now Am going to wow.them... Honey ever think of taking David
Lettermans job. You are 10 times funnier and 50 times better looking.... plus 1 star.
2007-04-28 15:09:08 · answer #3 · answered by Robert B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-04-28 20:06:54 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my goodness!
10/10 + a star for a very unexpected ending!
Cheers!
2007-04-28 18:19:15 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one Honey.!!!
10/10 i bet he can ha ha.!!!
2007-04-28 15:42:29 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Im 11 and that is funny as freaking heck
2007-04-28 14:08:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 5⤋
had to read it twice,yes funny.
2007-04-28 14:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-04-28 14:15:45 · answer #9 · answered by Volleyball Chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL very Funny :-)
2007-04-28 14:17:17 · answer #10 · answered by Richard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋