Men are like....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like....Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like....Parking spots.
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
Men are like....Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like.....Lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like....Bank accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like....High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like....Curling irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.
Men are like....Mini skirts.
If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
Men are like....Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are!
2007-04-28 06:02:32 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Don't take offence you men, I love you really.
2007-04-28 06:10:19 · update #1
We're also like bears... we eat honey.
2007-04-28 06:06:44 · answer #1 · answered by Ands 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked him, "What's wrong, Adam?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God thought for a minute and then said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be called a "woman." He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she'll wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked God, "What can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is history.
Does this answer it?
2007-04-28 06:16:45 · answer #2 · answered by hillbilly 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Men are like high heels
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
.Men are like used cars
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and unreliable.
Men are like cool bags
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like horoscopes
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like lawn mowers
If you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.
Men are like floor tiles
Lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them the rest of your life. :)
2007-04-28 06:09:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good but.
Women are Like...
...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.
...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.
...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.
...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.
...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.
...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.
...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.
2007-04-28 06:11:15 · answer #4 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Men are like buses.. another one will show up every 15-30 minutes
2007-04-28 06:50:38 · answer #5 · answered by Shanay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
men r good for other stuff too...
like opening jars...
changing the oil...
taking the kids in the evening so you don't go balistic and start spinning yer head and spewing green pea soup.... o thats just my house
2007-04-28 06:13:13 · answer #6 · answered by SweetieGoat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HONEY dear, very well done. Where did you find this. I want to read what they are saying about us. The 'wine' one is cute. You get 10pts back. This is really funny!
2007-04-28 12:02:37 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache."
2007-04-28 06:05:51 · answer #8 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 11⤊ 0⤋
Thats great ,really liked it n very funny.Thanks for the titter LOL.SO TRUE.
2007-04-28 06:08:39 · answer #9 · answered by patsy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wot d f#ck this man is horny 4 it 2 nite lock up daughters thats wot am talking about
2007-04-28 06:09:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋