Entertainment & Music - 24 April 2007

1. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.



2. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut,
You will always choose the right one.



3. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
Communications system of any invading alien society.



4. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
Involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one
by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked
out their predecessors.


5. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your
bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.



6. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world
expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.



7. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach the armpit
level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.



8. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French
bread.



9. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in
the control tower to talk you down.



10. Once applied, lipstick will never rub-off - even while scuba
diving.




11. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you
make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back
home.


12. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.



13. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating,
but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.


14. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown
through it before long.



15. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any
strange noises in their most revealing underwear.



16. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary
to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few
moments.



17. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red
readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.



18. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from
duty.



19. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet
will know all the steps.

2007-04-24 07:42:12 · 14 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I need some redneck jokes please. I want to share the clean ones with my kids tonight. But send all, I'll chose the ones they can hear. Thanks to everyone who contributes.

2007-04-24 07:41:33 · 12 answers · asked by karens lovinlife 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Mine is Funeral of Hearts. Or maybe I Love You (Prelude to Tragedy). Or maybe Vampire Heart.... I don't have a favorite: I love them all.... grr! Let's make this a 2-in-1 question... If you could marry one of the band members, which one would it be? Or If you could have your way with one which one would it be? I'd pick Mige... but that's just me.

2007-04-24 07:41:10 · 14 answers · asked by Mommy of Two 4 in Music

2007-04-24 07:41:08 · 42 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Boudreaux finally gets married and after the reception the falmily send the young couple off on the Honeymoon.

2 hours later Boudreaux shows back up at his daddys house madder than H#*.

His daddy ask him "Son, Why iz you back home? Yous should be at you alls honeymoon."

Boudreaux replied. " Well daddy, when I got to the camp ground and got into bed with my bride, I found out she waz a virgin!!!!! Well I thought to my self.........

If she aint good enough for her family she damn sure aint good enough for mine!

2007-04-24 07:39:45 · 7 answers · asked by chloe1st 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I have changed my group to a different one sorry and I couldn't say that I changed it because my school blocked it but I am in again and this is my new Group site please join and become a member.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtfYqr8zH3L4mCdls1pv2Xrsy6IX?qid=20070328135917AAEkEpf

2007-04-24 07:39:38 · 5 answers · asked by Ventus 2 in Comics & Animation

like the episode of Friends
Ross and Rachel get to have lists of 5 celebs they could have sex with no questions asked:

who would your 5 be?

real quick I'll go with (in no particular order)
-Maria Sansone
-Stacy Kiebler (even though I hate "wrestling")
-Gabrielle Union
-Jessica Alba
&Adrianna Lima

2007-04-24 07:38:54 · 19 answers · asked by retired 6 in Celebrities

Scone?
SKON
OR
SCONE

2007-04-24 07:38:23 · 54 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would eat from certain people. If I don't know you well, I politely say no or take it and not eat it.
Just wondering if anyone else is like that.

2007-04-24 07:37:37 · 19 answers · asked by Here kitty kitty 5 in Polls & Surveys

I used to be schizophrenic, but we'all right now.

I could'nt care less apathy.

I bet you I could stop gambling.

Friction can be a drag sometimes.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake.

Laughing stock~cattle witha sence of humor?

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

Borrow money from a pessimist~they din't expect it back.

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Why do bankruptcy lawers expect to be paid.

Dosen't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected.

I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers.

On the other hand you have different fingers.

There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.


Go on laugh, you know you want to.

2007-04-24 07:36:11 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-24 07:35:20 · 11 answers · asked by annie 6 in Polls & Surveys

how do you know when a politician is lying?
When there lips start moving

2007-04-24 07:34:43 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I like Bud light but I am a sucker for a good pal ale too!

2007-04-24 07:33:11 · 22 answers · asked by ♥Sparkling♥Jules♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

First one to name my own personal three favorites would get the points, otherwise I'll put it up to votes. Doesn't have to be in any particular order but name only three please. Thanks!

2007-04-24 07:32:31 · 15 answers · asked by randyboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

Whole
Skim
1%
2%
Soy
????

2007-04-24 07:32:11 · 54 answers · asked by Full of Id 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-24 07:31:14 · 24 answers · asked by Freeze 1 in Polls & Surveys

I am here if you need a shoulder to cry on...

2007-04-24 07:31:11 · 10 answers · asked by hapigrl85 4 in Polls & Surveys

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish.

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What is a slug?

A snail with a housing problem.

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How does a dog stop a video recorder?

He presses the paws button.

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"Eat up your spinach, it'll put colour in your cheeks."

"But I don't want green cheeks."

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"Dad, there is a man at the door collecting for the new swimming pool."

"Give him a glass of water."

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What goes Ho-Ho-Swoosh, Ho-Ho-Swoosh?

Santa caught in a revolving door.

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What did Mrs Santa say when her husband asked her about the weather?

"Looks like rain, deer."

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Losing one parent is regarded as misfortune; losing two is carelessness.

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes. (Oscar Wilde)

2007-04-24 07:29:24 · 10 answers · asked by manadude2 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-04-24 07:28:15 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so what are some film she was in and do u know a site I can go to see some photos of her cuz they say my sister looks like her.

2007-04-24 07:25:43 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

on your ipod?...and make sure its on shuffle

2007-04-24 07:22:10 · 13 answers · asked by jessica 1 in Music

Smooth operator.

2007-04-24 07:21:04 · 5 answers · asked by racer123 5 in Polls & Surveys

I was just wondering why some people say your feet smell like cheese, but then they would say this cheese smells like feet.
So I was wondering if anyone knew which is the one that really smells. Feet or Cheese

2007-04-24 07:20:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Do you think he got.........(gulp) suspended! GASP!

2007-04-24 07:20:23 · 16 answers · asked by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-24 07:18:39 · 13 answers · asked by Jennifer Lindeman 2 in Music

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

2007-04-24 07:17:53 · 8 answers · asked by truckgirlnr 5 in Jokes & Riddles

years ago some guy mentioned that though she looks like she would be such a small person she is actually very tall. me and my friend are having alittle discussion about it now. so does anybody know?

2007-04-24 07:16:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

The theme is Mexican. What will you bring?

2007-04-24 07:15:21 · 13 answers · asked by D W 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-24 07:13:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-04-24 07:12:44 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys