I need some redneck jokes please. I want to share the clean ones with my kids tonight. But send all, I'll chose the ones they can hear. Thanks to everyone who contributes.
2007-04-24 07:41:33 · 12 answers · asked by karens lovinlife 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I wouldn't share them with my kids. Teach them that it's not nice to talk or degrade anyone.
2007-04-24 07:48:56 · answer #1 · answered by eizus28 7 · 2⤊ 7⤋
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2016-12-23 21:46:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.ahajokes.com/redneck_jokes.html
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Rednecks Jokes
2007-04-24 07:57:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi whats redneck jokes but still U can find some good jokes here
http://www.freewebs.com/jokestyle/
2007-04-24 22:27:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck
1. Your dog rides in your truck more than your wife.
2. You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations.
3. You have ever had to wash off in the backyard with a garden hose before your wife would let you in the house.
4. You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.
5. You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.
6. You have used a velvet leaf plant as toilet paper.
7. You have driven off the road while examining your neighbors crops.
8. You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.
9. You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.
10. You've used the same knife to make bull calves steers and peel apples.
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You know your a redneck when... you have your family reunion at the Talladega 500.
You might be married to a redneck if for your 5th aniversary you asked for a weedeater and got a billy goat and a 50 yard rope.
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You might be a redneck if...:
If you take a bath in a water trough.
Your mama keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
Yer richest kin folk buys a new house and you gotta help take the wheels off of it.
If your flyswatter gets more use than your toothbrush.
You have more appliances in your front yard than you do in your house.
If you use your front porch as a deerstand.
If you have two refigerators,one outside for the food and one inside for the beer.
If.....you pull out the generator when the power goes out to watch a NASCAR race!
If you remember phone numbers by writing them in the dust on your dash board. (i've done this before)
2007-04-24 07:56:06 · answer #5 · answered by Cori 3 · 10⤊ 1⤋
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2016-04-30 19:20:06 · answer #6 · answered by joannie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEW just might be a RedPlanetNeck...if you fly to Mars with Bass Hatchlings and a Flat Bottomed Boat
2015-09-28 11:30:48 · answer #7 · answered by toephooman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are many people who would make fun of the prospect of altering their destinies. This is due to the fact that it thinks that nobody gets more that exactly what is written in his destiny.
2016-05-17 07:31:07 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-03-09 01:14:32 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, have you heard the one about the Redneck and the Barbie doll?
--Neither have I.
2007-04-24 07:49:56 · answer #10 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋