What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish.
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What is a slug?
A snail with a housing problem.
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How does a dog stop a video recorder?
He presses the paws button.
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"Eat up your spinach, it'll put colour in your cheeks."
"But I don't want green cheeks."
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"Dad, there is a man at the door collecting for the new swimming pool."
"Give him a glass of water."
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What goes Ho-Ho-Swoosh, Ho-Ho-Swoosh?
Santa caught in a revolving door.
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What did Mrs Santa say when her husband asked her about the weather?
"Looks like rain, deer."
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Losing one parent is regarded as misfortune; losing two is carelessness.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes. (Oscar Wilde)
2007-04-24 07:29:24 · 10 answers · asked by manadude2 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hi...its very funny.......
Girl: mom,today i earned 100 dollars!
mom:but,how?
Girl:i climbed up a tree and plucked up a mango for a man!
Mom:you fool! he tricked u! he saw ur underwear when u climbed up a tree.
Girl:OH MOM,I KNOW AND THATS WHY I REMOVED THEM
before climbing up................. take it easy
2007-04-24 07:38:21 · answer #1 · answered by Jason 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those are really really good 50/10 a star 4 u
2007-04-24 08:17:44 · answer #2 · answered by Jazz Lover 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If there were a tv show for comedians like American Idol you would be on top!
2007-04-24 07:58:47 · answer #3 · answered by G.W. loves winter! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yawn
2007-04-24 08:46:47 · answer #4 · answered by Lilith 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-04-24 07:47:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahah
very funny
2007-04-24 07:41:52 · answer #6 · answered by Mag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So true, that last quote...
2007-04-24 07:35:36 · answer #7 · answered by Gamer_Nikko™ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Those jokes suck.
2007-04-24 08:05:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are all terrible.
2007-04-24 07:35:19 · answer #9 · answered by ME! 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, classics ! ! ! :D
2007-04-24 08:17:27 · answer #10 · answered by swanning66 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋